Dan Haren 04/13/2016
The guys talk about the Cubs/Reds series and the status of their "Goveners bet"(-) A discussion about Kobe's legacy and the Warriors going for historic win #73 (-). Dan Haren joined the show to talk MLB, Cubs and give a few stories about his playing days(-). Segments include PR101, explain it to Hank - Credit Scores, and a brand new segment that has yet to be named.
Recap
Big CatThe Bulls will give the Celtics a really good series in the playoffs
I think the Bulls are going to give the Celtics a really good series.
Football Guy Of The Week
PFT CommenterPissing rhabdo-colored urine makes you the best possible teammate
That dark shade of brown that's above clear piss. That's if you have rhabdo. That's when you're actually the best teammate. Sacrificing yourself. When your body is deteriorating, your muscle is deteriorating and you're pissing it out.
Interview
Mr. PortnoyI have become a whiz at the computer recently
I've become a wizard at the computer. I really have. I turn it on. I can shut it off. I did something because I'm up at five o'clock in the morning and I bet neither one of you would realize that I have Wi-Fi in this condo.
Hot Seat Cool Throne
Big CatThe Cleveland Indians' Chief Wahoo logo will be on the hot seat this year
We, this show, called the shot that the Indians were going to have a good year and the Chief Wahoo logo was going to be on the hot seat and people were going to all get upset. Well, guess what? They had a good year. They lost in the World Series, but they had a good year. They're back. Chief Wahoo still on the hot seat.
Trouble In Paradise
PFT CommenterJay Mariotti and Woody Page have officially broken up
PFT... broke the heartbreaking news that Jay Mariotti and Woody Page have broken up... For the last couple of shows, it's just been Jay. Strictly Mariotti. No, there hasn't been an announcement... I needed Woody to counterbalance Jay.
Hot In The Streets
HankCoachella is just Burning Man for millennial social media kids
Coachella... It's gotten overrun, like completely blown out by mainstream people. It's burning man for millennial social media kids... where all the teens wear stupid sunglasses and feathers in their hair.
Jimbos
Pat McAfeeIndianapolis is a test ground for most chain restaurants
Indianapolis is actually a test ground for most chain restaurants. Literally everything is there, except for In-N-Out.
Pat McAfeeBuffalo Wild Wings' wings are finally getting good again
Their wings got bad there for a little while. They're coming back, though. The wings are good. They got bigger wings.
PMT DB