Collections

Curated take collections on recurring PMT themes and debates.

Trainwreck Interviews

The interviews that went completely off the rails. From AJ Green shilling Rockin' Refuel to Jose Canseco threatening to fight all three hosts, these are the moments where PMT lost total control of the conversation.

31 takes

Is Joe Flacco a Elite QB?

he won a super bowl...so did trent dilfer

46 takes

L. Ron Mexico's Greatest Bars

The 4 legendary L. Ron Mexico rap appearances on Pardon My Take.

54 takes

Grit

The definitive collection of PMT's obsession with grit, grittiness, and the lunch-pail lifestyle. From Grit Week adventures to coaches defining what grit means, from Dellavedova taking charges to Danny Woodhead in the I-formation — this is what it looks like when you're first one in, last one out.

100 takes

Fraud Watch

Every athlete, coach, and public figure the PMT crew has officially designated a fraud — and whether they were proven right.

38 takes

The Blake Bortles Fan Club

PMT's unwavering love affair with Blake Bortles — from franchise QB hype through the entire Bortles saga.

45 takes

Bust Watch

Every player, team, or idea the crew declared a bust — tracking which calls aged well and which ones they'd rather forget.

16 takes

Big Cat's Pinky Bet

The annual preseason tradition where Big Cat bets his pinky on a bold prediction — and somehow still has all ten fingers.

42 takes

Dynasty Talk

Every time the crew has declared a team a dynasty, questioned dynasty status, or debated what qualifies — from the Patriots to the Chiefs.

63 takes

Conspiracy Corner

The wildest conspiracy theories and tinfoil hat moments from the PMT universe — from flat earth flirtations to deep state sports takes.

166 takes

Blake of the Year

The eternal three-way race between Blake Bortles, Blake Griffin, and Brooks (Blake) Koepka for PMT's most prestigious annual award.

13 takes

RIP Harambe

Our sweet prince. From the moment a 17-year-old gorilla was shot at the Cincinnati Zoo on May 28, 2016, Harambe became the unofficial mascot of Pardon My Take. The boys rode the Harambe wave with tie-dye t-shirts, conspiracy theories, existential debates about life in Cincinnati, and the eternal question: could a gorilla play fullback?

14 takes

Honk on Phonics

Every mispronunciation, malapropism, and creative reading from Hank Lockwood — the self-described "phonetic reader" who went 27 years without knowing how to say pint, turned OBGYN into ob-jen (twice), and gave the English language "post mostly."

16 takes

Hall of Fame

The most prescient predictions and legendary moments in PMT history

33 takes

Hall of Shame

Confidently wrong, hilariously bad, and aged like milk