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Take of the Day
After a decade of Big Cat desperately trying to manifest a defensive dynasty, the 2026 Bears have finally made him a 'surrounding-truth-teller.'
Big CatThe Bears defense is elite
The Bears defense is elite. The Bears defense showed up tonight where they time and time again were put in very bad spots and they kept on answering the bell and kept on making big plays after big plays. We kept [the Texans] to long ass field goals.
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Stavros HalkiasIme Udoka is the best at laying pipe among NBA coaches
You look at the Celtics Ime Udoka lays pipe better than any of these motherfuckers. Feels like he could spoil shit and he goes down. Yeah. She knows that he's not the whole package though.
Big CatLegalized gambling will be available across the country in five years.
Football in Vegas, I'm saying, calling your shot five years, say five years, legalized gambling all across the country, it's going to be great.
PFT CommenterThe Washington Capitals will be 2018 Stanley Cup champions
I might just go tonight and get a Washington Capitals 2018 Stanley Cup champions tattoo.
Hall of Shame
Confidently wrong, hilariously bad, and aged like milk
Big CatThe Chiefs trading up for Patrick Mahomes was the worst pick in the draft
The worst pick, I think, in the draft was Mahomes at 10 and the Chiefs trading up 17 picks to get him? Do you think they did that because they're like, yo, Ryan Pace is going to get a lot of heat? Now's our time to just go under the radar and just, who cares? No one's going to talk about us.
Martin ShkreliI am 100% innocent of all criminal charges
I'm innocent without a doubt. The charges are related to some hedge funds I operated in a public company I operated. Don't have one person who has ever complained. You won't find one person that ever lost money in these funds.
HankI could medal in a women's Olympic slalom event
What sport would become the most watched if they allowed trash talk... [Hank proposed putting athletes in different sports] ... Hank couldn't medal in a single woman's event. I agree with that. [Hank]: Slalom. ... Not in men's but women's. ... women's slalom turns are not that hard.
Featured Guest
Mark Titus — 157 takes (108 scored)
Mark TitusCoach K will do a farewell tour starting next season
Tate [Frazier] put it in my ear that Coach K is going to do a farewell tour this year... He definitely has sources. He has people that said there's a plan in place. He said it out loud, and I listened to him make the case, and I was like, that makes a ton of sense.
Mark TitusHouston is a 'fraud' that schedules weak opponents
I hate Houston... I've been calling Houston a fraud for two years. They went to the Final Four last year playing nothing but double digit seeds... They scheduled like a D3 team... Houston loads up on wins on shitty schools.
Mark TitusCoach K will do a farewell tour starting next season
Tate [Frazier] put it in my ear that Coach K is going to do a farewell tour this year... He definitely has sources. He has people that said there's a plan in place. He said it out loud, and I listened to him make the case, and I was like, that makes a ton of sense.
Mark TitusHouston is a 'fraud' that schedules weak opponents
I hate Houston... I've been calling Houston a fraud for two years. They went to the Final Four last year playing nothing but double digit seeds... They scheduled like a D3 team... Houston loads up on wins on shitty schools.
Pending Predictions
Resolving soon
MemesAaron Glenn may need to be fired
The next four games is what you'll see about Aaron Glenn. If he doesn't win some games, you have to. Otherwise you're just doing the same thing you did with Todd Bowles.
Big CatPete Crow-Armstrong will win the National League MVP
I'm gonna say you're gonna be MVP. I don't wanna put that on you, but I think you're gonna be MVP if you're not. We right? Yeah, we right.
Big CatThe Brewers are going to win the World Series
I'm not saying this is a jinx or anything. The Brewers are gonna win the World Series. They're, they have team of Destiny vibes.
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