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Big Cat's plan for Taylor Swift to bankroll the Chiefs just became a necessity after Travis Kelce lost a fortune to a fraudster.
Big CatTaylor Swift hates the Chiefs because she won't give Travis Kelce money to take a league-minimum contract.
If Taylor Swift was a real fan of the, the Chiefs... She would realize for the good of the franchise that she should not do a prenup with Travis Kelce, therefore letting Travis Kelce sign value contracts with the Chiefs and extending their championship window. She she would give... Money's no problem for us. Sounds like she hates the Chiefs. Yeah.
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Stavros HalkiasIme Udoka is the best at laying pipe among NBA coaches
You look at the Celtics Ime Udoka lays pipe better than any of these motherfuckers. Feels like he could spoil shit and he goes down. Yeah. She knows that he's not the whole package though.
Dr. James AndrewsKyle Schwarber will return from his ACL/LCL injury in six months, in time for the World Series
That's a little out of my expertise in information systems. Let's say six months... [Back in time for the World Series?] Sure. I mean, that's where the money is.
PFT CommenterThe Washington Capitals will be 2018 Stanley Cup champions
I might just go tonight and get a Washington Capitals 2018 Stanley Cup champions tattoo.
Hall of Shame
Confidently wrong, hilariously bad, and aged like milk
Big CatThe Chiefs trading up for Patrick Mahomes was the worst pick in the draft
The worst pick, I think, in the draft was Mahomes at 10 and the Chiefs trading up 17 picks to get him? Do you think they did that because they're like, yo, Ryan Pace is going to get a lot of heat? Now's our time to just go under the radar and just, who cares? No one's going to talk about us.
Lavar BallA prime Lavar Ball would kill Zion Williamson one-on-one
Prime Lavar Ball versus Zion Williamson one-on-one? Murder that boy. Too small. He too soft. He too slow. I was way too fast for that boy in my prime. I will kill him. I was just too strong and too fast.
Big CatTiger Woods will never win another major championship
I'm firmly in the Tiger will never win another Masters or major championship in his life. And I've said that for like four or five years now. I just don't, you can only, your body can only take so many steroids before you become immune to them. So I don't think he was ever going to win another one.
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Ross Dellenger — 10 takes (8 scored)
Ross DellengerIndiana needs to finish 11-1 to guarantee a College Football Playoff at-large bid
That would be trouble for them if they drop any other game... I think that there is an argument to be made that, that Indiana basically hasn't played a top 35 40 team in the country. So they really need to go 11-1 probably to get a CFP at large.
Ross DellengerPenn State will win the Big Ten and the National Championship
I picked Penn State to win it all. This is the year I did. I actually picked them to beat, I think I have the championship game them beating LSU for all the marbles... I think they win the Big 10 [beating Ohio State].
Ross DellengerIndiana needs to finish 11-1 to guarantee a College Football Playoff at-large bid
That would be trouble for them if they drop any other game... I think that there is an argument to be made that, that Indiana basically hasn't played a top 35 40 team in the country. So they really need to go 11-1 probably to get a CFP at large.
Ross DellengerPenn State will win the Big Ten and the National Championship
I picked Penn State to win it all. This is the year I did. I actually picked them to beat, I think I have the championship game them beating LSU for all the marbles... I think they win the Big 10 [beating Ohio State].
Pending Predictions
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PFT CommenterJalen Hurts will answer the Titans by beating them as a passer
I actually think Jalen Hurts is good enough as a quarterback that when somebody dares him to do that, he could say, 'Fuck you, I will beat you as a quarterback.' And then stay in the pocket and throw for like 300 yards and three touchdowns.
Big CatThe Bears will beat the Vikings, but they won't score 59 again
I think the Bears are gonna win. I do not think they're gonna score 59 points. I do think they're gonna win.
MemesRain gives the Jets a real chance against Green Bay
Packers are a really good team. But I think the rain helps the Jets. If it was perfect conditions, Jets would probably lose. But it's gonna be rainy as shit too.
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