NFL Week 2, Fastest 2 Minutes, Ravens + Bengals In Trouble? Chiefs Are Inevitable + Bears Lose A SNF Stinker
Week 2 in the NFL and we start with Fastest 2 minutes. We then talk about every game from Sunday (-) Raiders 26, Ravens 23 (-) Bucs 20, Lions 16 (-) Saints 44, Cowboys 19 (-) Commanders 21, Giants 18 (-) Seahawks 23, Patriots 20 (-) Vikings 23, 49ers 17 (-) Jets 24, Titans 17 (-) Packers 16, Colts 10 (-) Browns 18, Jaguars 13 (-) Chargers 26, Panthers 3 (-) Chiefs 26, Bengals 25 (-) Cardinals 41, Rams 10 (-) Steelers 13, Broncos 6 (-) Texans 19, Bears 13 (-) We finish with who's back of the week. Big Cat picks a pinky team and numbers (-)
Recap
PFT CommenterJustin Tucker is officially washed compared to his peak
Is Justin Tucker washed? Yes. He is washed compared to peak Justin Tucker. 100%. He's no longer Justin Tucker. He's no longer, 'Hey, we have a 50-yard field goal, we're gonna make it because we have Justin Tucker.'
Big CatThe Saints are the best team in the NFL through the first two weeks
If we were just going off of two weeks, are the Saints the best team in the NFL? Yes, they are. I think that they are the best team in the NFL. If you go off two weeks, cumulative scores are 91 to 20.
Big CatBrian Daboll cost the Giants the game by failing to carry a backup kicker
Brian Daboll, what the fuck are you doing? They could have brought up another kicker. It felt like Brian Daboll cost his team the game here by not having a kicker.
Big CatSam Darnold has officially arrived in the NFL after seven years
Sam Darnold's back. Sam Darnold has arrived. Sam Darnold is our Baker Mayfield of this year. It took him seven years, but he has finally arrived in the NFL. He is now, dare I say, good.
Big CatAnthony Richardson is not currently good at quarterbacking
Anthony Richardson is just not that good at quarterbacking right now. He had two very, very bad interceptions. Missing guys. I just don't see it what other people see. Kale Williams was really good in college. Anthony Richardson wasn't. So that's where I'm like, I don't know.
Big CatBryce Young's career in Carolina is over
I feel bad for Bryce Young. It doesn't feel like it's ever gonna happen. Carolina, I feel like that part is, is kind of done. 'Cause even if he plays the rest of this year, there's no way the Panthers are gonna be good enough where they're like, we're gonna keep him going forward.
Big CatThe Bengals are the team the Chiefs fear playing the most
I think you proved that now that Joe Burrow's back, you guys are the hardest out for the Chiefs. That's a fact. If you ask Chiefs fans, if you ask Patrick Mahomes, you ask Andy Reid, you hit him with truth serum and you're like, what team do you not wanna play? It's the Cincinnati Bengals.
Big CatCaleb Williams won't survive the season behind the Bears' offensive line
Caleb Williams is gonna get murdered. He's gonna get killed behind this offensive line. I'm actually like worried that even if Caleb Williams, I still believe in Caleb Williams. I don't know if Caleb Williams will survive because the offensive line is that bad.
Who Is Back
Big CatI will cut off the tip of my pinky if the Falcons win the Super Bowl
Falcons are not winning the Super Bowl. Guaranteed. Falcons are not winning the Super Bowl. That's, I I believe it end the season. Tip of the pinky. If the Falcons somehow win this game on Monday night, I have to also have the Rams.
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