All Takes
Nick Mullen is the funniest guy of all time
Nick [Mullen] was a genius. He was the funniest guy of all time. No, I mean, it was incredible. It was so funny.
The Democratic Party is desperate for a podcast 'answer' because they offer no real substance
They're fucking desperate. If it's me from Cumtown, they don't have shit, dude. They think they lost because they didn't have a good enough podcast? They're fucking idiots because they offered nothing. Maybe they lost because they're like 'yeah, you can't have healthcare, but we painted a rainbow crosswalk'.
Obama calls 'bullshit fouls' in pickup basketball
I heard from someone that's hooped with him [Obama]... I heard that He calls bullshit fouls... In pickup. It is Mark against his person. No, absolutely... Weak ass fouls and pick up basketball.
Being an American soccer fan is the 'worst kind of guy you could be'
Being an American soccer fan is like, it's the, it's just the worst kind of guy you could be. Really? It's just the most [lame]. I live in Brooklyn, and I like footy. Like, it's just like shut up, you know.
LeBron winning in the bubble didn't feel the same as a real title
When we won, won in the bubble. I've said this before, but like, I like looked into my heart like 30 seconds later I was like, it doesn't feel the same with him [LeBron]. Yeah. It really doesn't feel the same with him.
