Joey

Companies are forced by society to change their logos for Pride Month

I think companies are forced to do it now because if you don't do what people will riot outside your place and say that you're anti-trans, anti-gay, you're anti this. I think society forced it on people because if you don't put it up, that means that you hate everyone.

Scratching and sniffing your own balls is low-key gay

I'm going to say the scratch and sniff. Scratching your balls. Bringing the nut sack... all that musk and everything. Just cuddle it out. Like you can't get enough of it. It gives kids gay. When you're masturbating, smelling your own bowl, you're getting off on the smell.

The best way to make friends in your 30s is to go to a bar and get high

I think the best way to do it is a High Noon happy hour... No, I, it's drug-induced, okay? ... I never hear them or see them from there again... 90% of the time we're going out to people that someone is trying to blow. Straight guy facts.