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Big CatTom Brady's absence from practice is linked to a heist or Roger Goodell's death threats
Tom Brady cut his thumb and missed the second preseason game... he then missed practice on Sunday and Monday... Roger Goodell just said that he received some death threats over the weekend. Hmm. Did Tom Brady take part in a heist? Something happened.
This was a satirical joke; there is no evidence Tom Brady was involved in a heist or death threats.