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Take Slip·Apr 13, 2018·Hmm
#PMT-2018-0413-3486
Big CatBig Cat

Bill Belichick could make any player good

I think Bill Belichick probably make anyone good.

This is a subjective assessment of a coach's ability.
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Take Slip·Jan 18, 2017·Hmm
#PMT-2017-0118-14876
Big CatBig Cat

Tom Brady gamed his combine/strength tests or the Patriots are lying about his scores improving with age

The damnest thing is happening with Brady. In each of the past three years, he improved his test scores in every category... [Hmm]. I used to do that when I did CrossFit... how you did one round, you had to beat it the next round. So you would just do really, really bad the first one. And then just kind of coast the rest. So maybe that's what Brady's doing.

While Brady's 'TB12 method' claimed longevity, it is physiologically rare for an athlete to improve raw speed/agility scores at 39 vs 29, making Big Cat's skepticism grounded.
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Take Slip·Sep 19, 2016·Hmm
#PMT-2016-0919-14404
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Arian Foster's groin injury is a result of kneeling for the national anthem

Couldn't help but notice that Arian Foster kneeled for the national anthem... and he injured his groin severely today. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Just saying. It's kind of interesting. Little God. I mean, God is American.

This is an unfalsifiable metaphysical claim played for comedy.