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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter is done dunking forever - retiring from attempting to dunk
My fire fest. I don't think I'm gonna dunk again. I think I'm gonna have to learn how to play below the rim. So I'm calling it quits on attempting to dunk anymore in my future.
Whether PFT actually never dunks again is inherently unverifiable in the short term.
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PFT CommenterA 2032 asteroid will likely hit the Earth and specifically ruin a Cleveland Browns Super Bowl run
My fire fest of the week is that there's an asteroid heading towards Earth. It's scheduled to hit the planet potentially in 2032. This tells me this has like Brown Super Bowl run written all over it. And the asteroid shows up.
The probability of an asteroid hitting Earth in 2032 is extremely low (PFT exaggerates the 3% figure for comedy). The Browns part is obviously satirical.