Takes

Carlos Correa should hand over his man card for proposing right after winning the World Series

Yeah, that's a problem for me because you don't want to propose at the best possible time of your life because everything's downhill from there. It's too much of a good thing... You're basically giving yourself Christmas and your birthday on the exact same day.

Bringing your girlfriend to watch a big game with you results in losing your Man Card

Bring your girlfriend to watch a big game with you. Yeah, that's probably a man card.