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Mel Kiper would be the ultimate road trip partner because he never pulls over to use the bathroom
Mel Kiper on a road trip would be the ultimate road dog. Just pumpkin pie and not pissing. Never pulling over.
While Mel Kiper's 'no bathroom break' reputation is well-documented in sports media, his quality as a road trip partner remains a matter of opinion.