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Markelle Fultz should get drunk to fix his broken shooting hitch

My advice [for Markelle Fultz] would just be get drunk and start practicing. Because some people are better at beer pong when they're drunk. Some people are better at darts when they've had a couple beers in them. Just have a couple of Yeunglings before practice and just see where that goes.

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There is no evidence that alcohol fixes a professional basketball player's shooting form; Fultz eventually left the Sixers and found moderate success in Orlando after being diagnosed with Thoracic Outlet Syndrome.