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NBA with Rachel Nichols + Guys on Chicks with Paige Spiranac And Chase Carter

Wednesday, February 14, 201818 takes

Valentines Day is here and we're doing a bonus Mt Rushmore of things we love about sports (-). Olympic Update (-). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Esteban Loaiza, CD's, and Papa John (-). Rachel Nichols joins the show to talk about the new look Cavs, who can win the West, Isaiah Thomas, and the wine problem in the NBA (-). Segments include Just Chill Out Man for RGIII having cyber sex in his instagram comments (-). Kickers Psychology Couch for Markelle Fultz, and not to brag but we called it everyone is addicted to the Vino (-). Special Guys on Chicks with SI Swimsuit models Paige Spiranic and Chase Carter to finish off the show (-).

Rachel Nichols on NBA Wine Culture, Cavs Reboot, and SI Swimsuit Models

It is Valentine's Day, and Big Cat decided to celebrate by buying everyone chocolates that nobody else wanted to eat. Since it is the day of love, the show opened with a special Mount Rushmore of things we love about sports. Hank led the way by explaining that nothing beats the lingering high of a title, even if he's the only one in the room who gets to feel that on a regular basis.

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HankHank

Winning a championship can fundamentally change a fan's entire outlook on life for months

The high of a championship... if your team wins a championship, it honestly can change your whole outlook. You buzz for weeks, months, going into next year. You just feel better, you feel happier.

Big Cat took a more traditional route, focusing on the gritty details that make a game worth watching. For him, it all starts in the trenches and the commitment to the ground game, which sets up everything else a viewer wants to see.

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Feb 14, 2018·Mt. Rushmore
#2711
Big CatBig Cat

Establishing the run game is the foundation of all football success

Mine [Mount Rushmore] is establishing the run game. Love when a team establishes the run game. Just run, run, run, run, run. Because then you get that play-action pass and the cameraman misses. It opens things up. ... Everything starts with establishing the run. That's just a fact.

Analytics has largely debunked the necessity of 'establishing the run' to make play-action effective, but it remains a staple of traditional coaching philosophy.

PFT rounded things out by discussing the unique pageantry of the World Cup. While most people focus on the final, he argued that the real peak of the tournament happens right at the very beginning before everyone gets tired of soccer.

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Feb 14, 2018·Mt. Rushmore
#2709
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The first game of the World Cup is the only one everyone genuinely gets up for

That's the one soccer game that everybody gets up for is the first one. And then after that, the novelty kind of dies off. I would say that the championship game is a little bit more fatigue. So, like, everyone's had a month of soccer already. If they're not one of your two teams in the finals, you're like, eh, I can take it or leave it.

This is subjective, but most sports metrics (TV ratings, global betting) show the final is exponentially more popular than the opening match.

NBA Talk with Rachel Nichols

Rachel Nichols joined the show to discuss the fallout from the trade deadline and the absolute chaos surrounding the Cleveland Cavaliers. The conversation quickly shifted to the "new look" Cavs and whether LeBron's new supporting cast is actually a threat to the Warriors. Rachel was quick to point out that while everyone thinks the season is halfway over, the reality for these teams is much more urgent.

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Feb 14, 2018
#25760
Rachel NicholsRachel Nichols

The NBA All-Star break is actually the two-thirds mark of the season

It is not halfway through the NBA season... it is more like two-thirds of the way through the NBA season. They've only got 28 games after the break, so... it's just trying to figure out how to put all those pieces together.

In an 82-game season, 2/3 is approximately 55 games. Most teams had played between 54 and 58 games at the 2018 All-Star break, making this mathematically accurate.

One of the bigger topics was the Isaiah Thomas disaster in Cleveland and his subsequent trade to the Lakers. Big Cat made sure to give credit where it was due regarding Thomas's reputation as a max-contract player, pointing directly at the system he left behind in Boston.

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Feb 14, 2018
#2713
Big CatBig Cat

Brad Stevens is the reason the Isaiah Thomas 'Brinks truck' conversation even happened

I completely agree [with Rachel Nichols]. Brad Stevens basically has, like, he made Isaiah Thomas. I don't want to say made him who he is, but he made the conversation of a Brinks truck possible.

Isaiah Thomas never regained his All-NBA form after leaving the Celtics, bouncing around several teams on short-term/minimum deals, supporting the idea that Stevens maximizes players.

They also discussed the growing trend of NBA players becoming obsessed with high-end wine. Between Carmelo Anthony becoming a sommelier and LeBron James apparently having a bionic nose for grapes, the league has turned into one giant vineyard. PFT noted that LeBron’s ego extends even to the cellar.

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Feb 14, 2018
#25763
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

LeBron James will never allow a teammate on the roster who knows more about wine than he does

LeBron takes his wine knowledge very seriously. There's no chance he will ever have somebody on his team that knows more about wine than he does. That's his thing.

Hot Seat, Cool Throne, and Olympic Updates

In a brief Olympic update, Big Cat admitted he's struggling to get into the Winter Games because the time difference makes his brain hurt. PFT, however, found a silver lining in the aesthetic of the events, noting that everything looks significantly more legitimate once the sun goes down.

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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Snow looks more professional when viewed at night under stadium lights

Snow just looks better at night. That's a fact. When you've got the lights popping off of it, it's all shiny, it's nice. It looks professional. During the day, it's like, oh, these are just people out for a good time on a mountain.

Moving to Hot Seat/Cool Throne, PFT put Colin Kaepernick’s lawyers on the hot seat for taking on the formidable duo of Roger Goodell's wife and the king of pizza, Papa John.

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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Colin Kaepernick's lawyers picked a fight they can't win against Roger Goodell and Papa John

My first hot seat is Colin Kaepernick's lawyers. Uh-oh. Because they picked some fights that they can't win. They're going up against Roger Goodell's two favorite people in the world, his wife and Papa John. ... They're going to ask Papa John if he gave instructions or if he was given instructions by Jerry Jones.

The collusion grievance was ultimately settled out of court in 2019, so there was no definitive 'win' or 'loss' in the trial sense, but the lawyers achieved a payout.

Big Cat put the entire Chicago Bulls front office on notice. With the tanking race heating up for the top draft pick, he suggested a foolproof strategy to ensure the Bulls end up with the worst record in the league.

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Feb 14, 2018
#2715
Big CatBig Cat

The Bulls would secure the #1 pick if they played Cameron Payne 48 minutes a night

The Bulls have a secret weapon. They're bringing back Cameron Payne, who's the best. If they just play him 48 minutes a night, the Bulls will get the first pick. I'm guaranteeing that.

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The Bulls did not get the #1 pick in 2018 (they got the #7 pick, Wendell Carter Jr.). Payne actually improved later in his career with the Suns.

Guys on Chicks with Paige Spiranac and Chase Carter

To wrap up the Valentine's Day festivities, SI Swimsuit models Paige Spiranac and Chase Carter joined the program for a special edition of Guys on Chicks. The ladies answered hard-hitting questions about whether BMW owners are losers and if women are actually playing mind games 24/7.

When the topic shifted to Markelle Fultz’s broken jump shot, PFT offered some unorthodox training advice that involves fewer shooting coaches and more domestic lagers.

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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Markelle Fultz should get drunk to fix his broken shooting hitch

My advice [for Markelle Fultz] would just be get drunk and start practicing. Because some people are better at beer pong when they're drunk. Some people are better at darts when they've had a couple beers in them. Just have a couple of Yeunglings before practice and just see where that goes.

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There is no evidence that alcohol fixes a professional basketball player's shooting form; Fultz eventually left the Sixers and found moderate success in Orlando after being diagnosed with Thoracic Outlet Syndrome.

Big Cat finished the segment by asking the important questions about facial hair and body types, only to realize that his personal brand might not be the most attractive thing to professional models.

If you see a Brinks truck backing up for a $2.50 delivery, mind your business.

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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Mutts have stronger genes than purebred dogs because they possess the best traits of all other breeds

Mutts get no respect. Come on. Here's a fun fact about mutts. Their genes are so much stronger because they've got all the best traits of all the other dogs, so they don't ever get sick.

While mixed-breed dogs generally have a broader gene pool and can be less prone to specific inherited diseases common in purebreds, the claim that they 'don't ever get sick' is a massive exaggeration.
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Big CatBig Cat

The 'white powder' Esteban Loaiza was caught with is definitely cocaine

Esteban Loaiza got busted with a shitload of cocaine and marijuana, allegedly... I was reading it because they were like, we got this huge bag of white powder. We haven't tested it yet, but we're going to test to see if it's cocaine. I think it's cocaine, guys. Unless he's a baker and we didn't know.

Loaiza was indeed charged with possession for sale of more than 44 pounds of cocaine and eventually pleaded guilty.
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Feb 14, 2018
#2712
Big CatBig Cat

Saying 'anyone could coach that team' because they have talent is the dumbest argument in sports

That's the dumbest argument in all of sports. The NBA coaches, like, they did it with Spoelstra. They still do it with Phil Jackson... Well, Phil Jackson had MJ. Well, Phil Jackson had Kobe and Shaq. Well, yeah, and if you try to, like, get everyone to get along... these guys don't get along. They don't play well together just because you have the best player.

Win
Feb 14, 2018
#25761
Rachel NicholsRachel Nichols

The Western Conference is too top-heavy for any first-round upsets

I'm not sure there's going to be any great first-round series where you're going to be like, oh, my God, they dethroned the number two. Like, think about how good the Warriors and Rockets are. Like, do you really think a seven or eight seed is going to knock them out?

In the 2018 NBA Playoffs, the #1 Rockets beat the #8 Timberwolves 4-1, and the #2 Warriors beat the #7 Spurs 4-1. No upsets occurred in the top two seeds.
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Feb 14, 2018
#2714
Rachel NicholsRachel Nichols

DeMarcus Cousins will never be the same elite player after his Achilles injury

That Achilles, if you are over 25 years old... the history is bad. Like that you will ever be even close to the player that you are. It's almost, I don't want to be too gloom and doom, but it's pretty gloomy and doomy. Like, you will not be the player you used to be, especially if you're a big guy.

This was unfortunately very accurate. Cousins bounced around the league (Warriors, Lakers, Rockets, Bucks, Nuggets) but never returned to his All-NBA form.
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Feb 14, 2018
#2716
Rachel NicholsRachel Nichols

NBA tampering rules are stupid and assume players are too dumb to understand cap space

Tampering, it is stupid that the NBA even has tampering. Everybody tampers in the league. Tampering in general assumes that NBA players are too stupid to understand cap space or that like, oh, if Magic Johnson doesn't tell you, then there's no way that Paul George would possibly know there's clearing cap room for him.

This is an opinion on league policy, but widely shared by those who cover the 'transactional' side of the NBA.
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Big CatBig Cat

If you are trying to return to the NFL, don't engage in sexting in your Instagram comments

And, man, if you're trying to get back in the league, you can't be hooking up with your fiancé or whatever you are with her in your Instagram comments.

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Feb 14, 2018·Not To Brag
#2718
Big CatBig Cat

NBA players are collectively addicted to wine

The NBA has a drinking problem. ... It's come out that every single person in the NBA gets drunk off wine every single night. And Jimmy Butler rolls around like a case of Pinot Noir. Carmelo's a sommelier. ... Kevin Love says that LeBron has a supercomputer in his brain for analyzing wine.

While 'every single person' is an exaggeration, wine culture in the NBA was a massive, documented trend in 2017-2018.

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