Takes

If you wear a camo shooting sleeve while playing pickup basketball, you deserve to have the police called on you.

If you're wearing a camo shooting sleeve, you probably should have the cops called on you. ... That's also stolen valor. So that is a crime if you're wearing the camo shooting sleeve.

Playing pickup basketball by ones and twos is strategically better for outside shooters than playing by twos and threes.

If you took the time to break down the scoring, playing by ones and twos is actually way more advantageous if you're a good outside shooter. Because they're worth twice as much. It's double.