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Void
#PMT-2019-0118-6811
Big CatBig Cat

Naming an airport after someone is actually a terrible honor

The fact that the greatest honor is to be named after an airport sucks... Because everybody hates going there. It's the worst place to go to. And you're like, oh, great. This airport's named after you? Awesome. This sucks.

This is an inherently subjective take on the nature of municipal honors.
Void
#PMT-2017-0424-5799
Big CatBig Cat

I hate the hockey handshake line because people talk about it too much

The handshake line is one of those things that I didn't want to hate, but people talk about it so much that I have to hate it.

Subjective opinion on a sports tradition.
Loss
#PMT-2016-1118-1852
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Being a father makes LeBron James' workload effectively 72-hour days

LeBron's a father. He's got three kids. Being a father is a 24-hour-a-day job. So really, LeBron James works, what, 72-hour days? He works every, yeah. Doesn't get paid for it? Yep. So I can understand why that would take a little bit out of you.

This is a satirical take using impossible math (72 hours in a 24-hour day).
Void
#PMT-2016-1118-1854
Big CatBig Cat

I feel washed up at 31 while LeBron James claims he is only getting stronger

LeBron came out today and said, he had this to say, people think I'm going to slow down, but I'm only getting stronger. Huh. We're LeBron's age, right? We're both 31. Do you feel like you're getting stronger as a human? Because I feel like I'm getting washed up day by day.