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Take Slip·Jul 27, 2016·Recaps
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Lionel Messi is bleaching his hair to hide from tax fraud investigators

So, well, he did have brown hair, and now he just bleached it totally blonde. This adds to my theory that maybe he's a relative of Nazi... that's how you get away from tax fraud or whatever he was doing with his dad.

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The claim that he bleached it for disguise is satirical; the tax conviction was real but the hair was just a style choice.