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Derrick White
Sam Hauser will be the sneaky drunkest person at the Celtics championship parade
So my dad said he is like, I just seen a Reddit post and I was one of the top vote getters [for drunkest at parade]... I mean I could see that. So yeah, I'll probably be up there... And I could see Sam Houser as the sneaky drunkest one. Sam Houser. That's my dark horse.
Footage from the parade on June 21, 2024, showed Sam Hauser in a state of high intoxication, nearly falling off a duck boat, validating the 'sneaky' prediction.
