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Zack Hample Is Jeffrey Maier With A Blog
Zack you a joke, I'll put you down like a dog. You Jeffrey Maier with a blog.
Both are famous for catching baseballs they arguably shouldn't have. Maier was 12 years old during the 1996 ALCS. Hample does maintain a blog.
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Marlins Man's Mouth Is Always Behind The Plate
Problem is your mouth always behind the plate.
Double meaning: Marlins Man is known both for his behind-home-plate seats and for eating on camera. Both are factually accurate.