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Portland is the #1 NBA city because the fans have nothing else to do except hike and watch basketball
I actually, along those same lines, I went Portland. Especially with the old Jailblazers. Those guys used to have a real good time out there. I think Portland has some of the best fans... That's because they're homeless, so they don't have anywhere else to go. No one in Portland has a job. They move around from bookstore to food truck to Trailblazers games.
A satirical claim about city demographics and fan passion that cannot be objectively verified.