PMT DB
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Loss
L. Ron Mexico
L. Ron MexicoDanny Woodhead Would Play The Game For Free
He's Woodhead, say his name with me. He's Woodhead, he'd play the game for free.
Woodhead earned approximately $11M over his NFL career. He did not play for free.
LossL. Ron Mexico
L. Ron MexicoDanny Woodhead Never Gets Hurt And Never Fumbles
Not afraid of dirt, and always keeps it humble. Never gets hurt, and never even fumbles.
Woodhead fumbled 8 times in his NFL career and suffered a season-ending ACL and MCL tear in 2016.
LossL. Ron Mexico
L. Ron MexicoThe Only Flag Woodhead Has Ever Drawn Is Of The U.S.A.
Only flag he ever draws is of the U.S.A. If you a mouthy linebacker, then you must pay.
Woodhead committed 3 penalties in his NFL career. But the patriotism angle is a nice touch.
LossL. Ron Mexico
L. Ron MexicoDanny Woodhead Watches Film All Day And Sleeps In His Car
Never goes home 'cause he always goes hard. Watches film all day, and he sleeps in his car.
No evidence Woodhead ever slept in his car. He did reportedly drive a used Buick LeSabre as a rookie, which at least has the grit aesthetic.