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PFT Commenter
Dogs never have bad sneezes because they don't give a shit
You never see a dog have a bad sneeze. Because they don't give a shit. They're cute, and they're cute. They'll sneeze right in your face, and they don't think it's gross.
The quality of a sneeze is purely subjective, but PFT's observation on the lack of social shame in dogs is accurate.