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Take Slip·Aug 18, 2023
#PMT-2023-0818-1009
Big CatBig Cat

Donald Trump weighs 255 pounds

I think he's 255. Like a linebacker. He's a Hoss. He's basically Brian Cushing.

Trump's self-reported weight at the Fulton County jail shortly after this was 215 pounds, though it was widely debated.
Win
Take Slip·Mar 27, 2020
#PMT-2020-0327-7533
Robert MoorRobert Moor

There is a 0-2% chance Donald Trump pardons Joe Exotic

What percentage do you think Donald Trump pardons Joe Exotic? I say somewhere between zero and two percent.

Donald Trump did not pardon Joe Exotic before leaving office in January 2021, despite Joe's team having a limo waiting at the prison.
Open
#PMT-2017-0531-1516
HankHank

If one nuclear bomb is launched, the whole world will blow up in a chain reaction

North Korea is developing nukes, and my theory is once one of those... So I've always thought once one nuclear bomb goes in the air, then... All the other countries and worlds are going to let them off, and then the whole world's going to blow up.

This is a theoretical outcome of nuclear war; fortunately, it has not been tested.
Void
#PMT-2017-0125-11614
Big CatBig Cat

Barron Trump is officially off-limits for comedy

Cool throne, Barron Trump officially off limits. Can't make fun of Barron Trump. Kids are off limits. No Barron Trump jokes. He's going to be—And the nice thing is, now that no one can make jokes about him, He's going to be a well-adjusted, normal adult. I think it's great.

The general consensus in media largely held to this standard for presidential children during that era.