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Tom Crean

Wednesday, May 31, 201719 takes

The NBA Finals still aren't here so everyone is losing their mind ( - ) . Hot Seat/Cool Throne ( - ). Former Indiana Basketball Coach joins the show to talk about coaching, Grit, getting fired at IU, being a brother in law to Jim Harbaugh, the alleged live bats incident, CreanTea, and Big Cat taking pictures of his face when he coaches ( - ). Segments include the return of Guy's on Chicks, Protect the Shield, Bad Visual for Lamelo Ball and put one in Buster Posey's earhole

Tom Crean on Indiana, Vampire Bats, and the Harbaugh Family Grit

The NBA Finals are taking forever to arrive, and Big Cat and PFT are reaching their breaking point. With the Warriors and Cavs set for another showdown, the takes are flying regarding whether this series will be a legendary clash or a complete snooze-fest. Big Cat is leaning toward the latter, predicting a lopsided affair that won't live up to the hype.

Win
May 31, 2017
#1514
Big CatBig Cat

The Warriors vs Cavs Finals will be a bloodbath and a forgettable postseason

I think the Warriors are going to. I think it's going to be a bloodbath. I think it's going to be the most forgettable postseason we've ever had.

The Warriors went 16-1 in the playoffs, one of the most dominant runs ever.

While PFT is going out on a limb with the Cavs, Big Cat is focused on the individual dominance of Kevin Durant. He thinks KD is about to remind everyone why he’s one of the best to ever do it by outperforming LeBron on the biggest stage.

Win
May 31, 2017
#1515
Big CatBig Cat

Kevin Durant will be the NBA Finals MVP and play better than LeBron

I think Kevin Durant is taking this personally because he takes everything personally... I think Kevin Durant is going to be the MVP of the series. I think he's going to play even if not better than LeBron all series.

Kevin Durant won the Finals MVP and averaged 35.2 points per game.

Hot Seat/Cool Throne

Hot Seat, Cool Throne featured a terrifying look into the mind of Hank, who seems to believe the world is on the brink of a nuclear apocalypse because of North Korea. Hank’s theory of mutually assured destruction involves a chain reaction that ends with everyone moving to Nebraska.

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If one nuclear bomb is launched, the whole world will blow up in a chain reaction

North Korea is developing nukes, and my theory is once one of those... So I've always thought once one nuclear bomb goes in the air, then... All the other countries and worlds are going to let them off, and then the whole world's going to blow up.

This is a theoretical outcome of nuclear war; fortunately, it has not been tested.

On the hockey front, PFT is officially in his feelings about Alex Ovechkin. As a Capitals fan, he is already preparing for the ultimate "Stanley Cuck" scenario where Ovi leaves DC and wins it all elsewhere. Big Cat thinks the relationship has simply become too successful in the regular season to actually work when it matters.

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Big CatBig Cat

The Capitals and Ovechkin should split up because their regular season success is too good

I do think I am of the mindset that the Capitals and the [Ovechkin] should just be like, you know, hey, maybe this thing isn't working out anymore. Maybe our sex is just too good. Our regular season sex is too good. So we got to split up.

The Capitals and Ovechkin stayed together and won the Stanley Cup the very next season (2018).

Tom Crean in the Van

Former Indiana coach Tom Crean joined the show from a sketchy parking lot in Bloomington to talk about life after IU and the true meaning of grit. Crean broke down the mental side of coaching and how he’s handled the transition after being let go by the Hoosiers. For Crean, grit isn't just a buzzword; it's the core of a winning mindset.

Void
May 31, 2017
#1520
Tom CreanTom Crean

Grit is the ability to keep your confidence when your results aren't being met

I think grit is the ability to keep your confidence when your potential is not being met or when the result is not being met in a particular time in life or in a particular moment... When things aren't going well, can you continue to play without being distracted, without letting doubts, without letting the doubters get in and knock you off your game?

This is a subjective definition of a personality trait.

Crean shared some incredible stories about his time coaching Dwyane Wade at Marquette and Victor Oladipo at Indiana, noting that the best players he ever had were also the most versatile. He even shared a story about Wade’s humble admission regarding LeBron James’ basketball IQ.

Void
May 31, 2017
#1524
Tom CreanTom Crean

LeBron James is in a unique ballpark of basketball intelligence

Dwyane said this about LeBron. Dwyane is very smart, incredibly smart player... Dwyane said, I'm smart. He said, I know I'm smart. I'm not even in the same ballpark as this guy. And he's pointing at LeBron in the sense of how smart he is on the court... LeBron's in a very, very unique place for his mindset.

Widespread consensus among players and analysts supports LeBron's elite IQ.

One of the wildest moments of the interview involved Crean's brother-in-law, Jim Harbaugh. Crean confirmed the legendary story of the "vampire bats," where Harbaugh gave a pregame speech that led to Crean actually trying to source live bats to motivate his team. They eventually settled for plastic ones, but the energy worked as they went on a massive winning streak.

Ref Bias and Big Baller Brand

Big Cat couldn't let Crean leave without bringing up the 2015 National Championship game. As a Wisconsin diehard, Big Cat still believes the Badgers were robbed by a halftime adjustment from Coach K that involved more than just X's and O's.

Loss
May 31, 2017
#1525
Big CatBig Cat

Duke bullied the refs into calling the 2015 Championship game differently at halftime

That Final Four, that championship game, would you agree with my assessment that Coach K got to the refs at halftime and basically bullied them into calling a completely different second half? Therefore, Wisconsin technically was the national champion.

Duke won the game 68-63. While foul counts changed significantly, there is no proof of halftime bullying.

Crean offered a slightly more technical explanation, pointing to Grayson Allen’s ability to force the issue with the officiating.

Void
May 31, 2017
#1526
Tom CreanTom Crean

Duke's 2015 comeback was due to Grayson Allen putting pressure on the whistle

Mike [Krzyzewski] really went into a complete, we're going to drive the ball game. He put a lot of pressure on the whistle... they have an incredible record when they were getting into the bonus at the 12-minute mark of each half... you could see it because they kept driving Grayson Allen from the left wing to the middle. It was the Grayson Allen coming out part of him. If he doesn't get them in the bonus that quick, it's a different game.

This is a professional observation of game tactics.

Before letting him go, they touched on the Big Baller Brand phenomenon. Crean admitted that watching LaMelo Ball in high school was mesmerizing, even if the offense looked like it was being played at 2x speed.

Win
May 31, 2017
#1527
Tom CreanTom Crean

Lonzo Ball is one of the most prolific passers and has incredible vision

I reserve judgment on any of that other than that he is one of the most prolific passers and has incredible vision. I don't think there's very many guys that have come across in a period of time like that.

Consensus scouting reports and his subsequent NBA career confirmed Lonzo as an elite-level passer.

Guys on Chicks and the Catfish Incident

Guys on Chicks made a glorious return with questions ranging from unsolicited nudes to the economics of shaving legs. Big Cat offered a unique historical perspective on why smooth legs are actually a status symbol.

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Big CatBig Cat

Shaving your legs is a sign of wealth because not everyone can afford shaving cream

Shaving your legs was actually a sign of being rich in olden times because not everyone had shaving cream. So you should actually take that as a compliment. You're so rich, you can shave your legs. You must be real fancy.

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While body hair removal has various historical class connotations, Big Cat's specific reasoning about shaving cream availability is largely comedic invention.

Finally, the show wrapped up with a salute to the Nashville Predators fan who was arrested for throwing a catfish onto the ice in Pittsburgh. Big Cat believes the level of preparation involved—vacuum sealing the fish and hiding it in his pants—should be enough for a full acquittal.

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Big CatBig Cat

The Nashville Predators fan who threw a catfish on the ice in Pittsburgh should walk free

This guy should walk free simply because he vacuum sealed the catfish and put it in his pants. He really prepared for that.

The fan, Jacob Waddell, eventually had all charges dismissed by the Allegheny County District Attorney.

Next time you see Tom Crean on TV, just remember Big Cat is probably taking a picture of his face from a weird angle.

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More Takes

Loss
May 31, 2017
#1513
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I'm picking the Cavs in seven over the Warriors

PFT, you're on the record as saying the Cavs in seven. Yes, Cavs in seven. Dangerous pick. I'm going out on their limb. Just because if I'm one of many people who are right, nobody gives a shit. But if I'm the only one who's right, then people pay attention.

The Warriors won the series in 5 games.
Loss
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Browns hiring Ryan Grigson is a threat to the AFC North

My hot seat is the AFC North. And my reason why is because the Browns hired Ryan Grigson. So watch out... I'm very excited to see how Ryan Grigson can fuck up the Browns even more. It will be interesting. That's a great challenge for that guy.

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Grigson's tenure in Cleveland was brief and unremarkable, and the Browns went 0-16 that following season (2017).
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I'm destined to see Ovechkin win a Stanley Cup with a different team

The Washington Capitals are... Our fans, we're entering cuck territory. And it's Ray Bourque all over again. So I'm destined over the next five years to see Ovechkin win a Stanley Cup with a different team. And for me to cry during it and be like, I'm so glad and applaud him and be like, I'm glad he finally got his chance.

Ovechkin won the Stanley Cup with the Capitals the very next season (2018).
Win
May 31, 2017
#1521
Tom CreanTom Crean

I want to coach at a championship level again

Well, I want to coach. But I want to coach. I want to go to a championship capacity type program... having the job taken from us like that [at Indiana], I mean, I've never let it get in and take my nerve or create doubt that I can't do this at the highest level.

Crean took the Georgia job in 2018, which is a high-major job, though they did not reach championship heights during his tenure.
Void
May 31, 2017
#1523
Tom CreanTom Crean

Dwyane Wade and Victor Oladipo are the best and most versatile players I've coached

The best guys – were the most versatile guys because they made everybody else better. And I think the thing about a guy like Dwyane Wade, the thing about a kid like Victor [Oladipo], Jerel McNeal and Wes Matthews were like this for us at Marquette. Those guys didn't have to score and they didn't have to be making shots to have their presence felt in a big way.

This is a subjective expert opinion from the coach who trained them.
Loss
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Guys need big pubic bushes to make their dicks look bigger

Evolutionarily speaking, guys needed big bushes to make their dicks look bigger... Right. I don't know if you've seen a lot of penises recently, but they're not great looking solo. So you need a lot of distractions.

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This is a comedic assertion with no biological basis.
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Big CatBig Cat

In every pair of twins, there is an alpha and a beta pre-cum twin

You know how when you see twins and you're like, okay, that's the pre-cum twin and that's the real cum twin. You can tell. There's one twin that's always a little bit stronger, better looking, more gregarious. The other one's the pre-cum twin.

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Biologically impossible and socially absurd.
Void
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Rihanna's weight is the business of sports bloggers because she is part of their 'ecosystem' of content

Nowadays, the new hunting for guys is sitting behind computers and blogging about stuff... If you want us to take Rihanna's picture out of the ecosystem that's basically like committing a mass extinction on all the buffalo in the plains. Now we can't go out there and provide for our families. I think the real story here is about the plight of the sports bloggers.

This is a satirical take on the media landscape.

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