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Big Cat
#PMT-2016-0601-9134
Big CatI hope Nyquist the horse dies
I now am fascinated with Nyquist the horse... I hope Nyquist dies. I'll say it. Biggest piece of shit horse. And you know what, Nyquist? That's your horse owner's fault for running a shitty Twitter account. I wouldn't have wished death on you if you just had a semi-normal person running her Twitter account.
The horse Nyquist did eventually pass away in 2021 following complications from a chronic foot condition (laminitis).
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PFT Commenter
#PMT-2016-0531-16538
PFT CommenterNyquist the horse is a total pussy
Secretary [sic] never called in sick, which is a fact. You can look that up. By the way, this horse is a total pussy. He's clearly a bully horse that's like trying to pick on—he's so mad that he got beat this one time. He doesn't know how to handle it. He just quits and tells everybody to make fun of the better horse.
Determining the 'toughness' of a horse based on its Twitter activity is inherently subjective and satirical.
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