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Michael Rapaport 06/1/2016
The guys celebrate the 3 month anniversary of Pardon My Take and then transition into talk about Nyquist the Twitter horse, Harambe the dead gorilla, and the brewing Jim Harbaugh vs Nick Saban war. Michael Rapaport from the I Am Rapaport podcast joins the show to discuss the NBA Finals and his refusal to hate Steph Curry. Segments include "Done or Finished" with the OKC Thunder, "Witch Hunt", "Parental Advisory" and "Thoughts and Prayers". Embrace the Debate Debate of the day is whether or not a 12 year old should intentionally head hunt the opponent after an attempted hidden ball trick in little league.
Interview
PFT CommenterRiley Curry has to go
One thing I will say, I do agree with Big Cat, that Riley Curry, she's got to go. I'm done with Riley Curry.
Big CatThe Knicks will never win as long as James Dolan is the owner
As long as James Dolan is the owner of the Knicks, the Knicks aren't winning shit. And you know that. I know that. Spike Lee knows that. Marv Albert and his whips and his gag balls know that. Y'all know it, okay?
Michael RapaportLeBron James will never surpass Michael Jordan because he has lost in the Finals
I think his – the fact that he lost titles, he's already not going to surpass Jordan, because he never lost. He never lost a title.
Michael RapaportWarriors in 7 over the Cavaliers
Warriors in 7. In a heartbreaker in Oracle Arena. It's going to be a heartbreaker.
Done Or Finished
PFT CommenterKevin Durant will leave the OKC Thunder
I'm finished with him. I think that Durant's going to leave, and I hope that he does, and he's going to go to the Wizards or the Celtics or the Clippers or the Lakers or the Spurs or the Rockets.
Witch Hunt
PFT CommenterThe giant alligator on the Florida golf course is fake
I think this is a Kimmel stunt or it's a viral thing for the owners of the golf course. There's no way that thing's real. The alligator was like – its back was about four and a half feet off the ground and it walked like it was two human beings... I think they're trying to play a next level one on us. And 99% sure that alligator is definitely fake.
Parental Advisory
Big CatIf a team does a hidden ball trick in Little League, you should head hunt the next batter
Hidden ball tricks is fucking bullshit. Especially in Little League... I think you need to put the ball in an ear hole if the other team tries to do the hidden ball trick in a Little League game.
Other
Big CatI hope Nyquist the horse dies
I now am fascinated with Nyquist the horse... I hope Nyquist dies. I'll say it. Biggest piece of shit horse. And you know what, Nyquist? That's your horse owner's fault for running a shitty Twitter account. I wouldn't have wished death on you if you just had a semi-normal person running her Twitter account.
PFT CommenterGorillas are more valuable than humans because they are the patriarch of human invention
Technically humans, all those things that are invented by humans, humans are invented by gorillas, right? Like evolution. So wouldn't you say that gorillas are more valuable than humans? They're the patriarch of all those things. They're basically God.
Big CatNick Saban will shiv and gut Jim Harbaugh to win football games
I have a feeling Jim Harbaugh thinks that this is like a fight that can just be played out on the field. And then next thing you know, Nick Saban's going to shiv him in to the side and gut him to death. But literally. Nick Saban will stab a man if it means winning more football games.