Takes

John Gruden to Tennessee is happening because his skin tone matches the school's colors

John Gruden's face is the perfect match for the Feng Shui of Knoxville... I'm feeling the groomers more than I ever have felt the groomers. I'm feeling them in my plums.

The Rams need to hire John Gruden to provide a 'splash' for their new stadium

The Los Angeles Rams are moving toward a meeting with ESPN analyst John Gruden... that's really nice because you need a splash, and nothing says a splash like a guy who hasn't been coaching for about 15 years.

The Rams should consider rehiring Jeff Fisher for consistency

I think what you need in L.A., and this might go contrary to popular opinion, you need somebody with a steady hand, somebody that's done this type of thing before, someone that's saved the course, consistency, a Jeff Fisher type, for example. So maybe we can get that rumor going, that the Rams are... They're willing to take Jeff back.