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Danny Woodhead Goes Straight To The House Every Time
Which way did he go? Which way did he go? Straight to the motherfucking house!
Scoring Touchdowns Is Routine For Danny Woodhead
As he takes it to the house for the six-point score. Hands the ball to the ref, he's been there before.
Ray Nagin spent New Orleans' electricity budget on drive-through daiquiris and bribes
The Superdome lights burned out because the city of New Orleans hadn't paid their bills. Former Mayor Ray Nagin had spent the entire city's electricity budget on drive-through daiquiris and bribes.
John Fox saying you need more than zero points to win is a stats lie
Bears coach John Fox said, 'We need to generate more than zero points to win games.' I fact checked it and went to the archives. Big shout out to the guys at Pro Football Focus. In 1921, the Rochester Jeffersons forfeited to the Washington Senators because the field was unplayable. So Washington literally scored no points and walked away with a huge road win. You've got to be smarter than this if you're a head coach like John Fox.