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#PMT-2019-0522-8654
PFT CommenterThe Bosa family are made of silk because they are so injury prone
The Bosa family, they're kind of doofies, doofuses, doofi? ... If you did a 23andMe on the Bosa family jeans, it's like 15% Anglo-Saxon and then 85% silk. Torn hamstrings. They're just made out of silk. Their hamstrings are Ming vases.
While both Bosas have missed significant time with injuries, Nick Bosa has also won Defensive Player of the Year, suggesting he's more than just fragile.
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PFT CommenterDerrick Rose and Dwyane Wade will turn into a pile of dust if they collide in practice
I would say, man, I'm really looking forward to those practices where Derrick Rose and Dwyane Wade just, like, accidentally run into each other and turn into a pile of dust.
Rose and Wade did struggle with various issues and the Cavs experiment with that roster was short-lived.