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If you're swallowing you're wallowing — players shouldn't need water breaks
I turn off the water supply of the building, too. If you're swallowing, you're wallowing. I want players who don't need water breaks. It's also an unnecessary expense, and the owner will be very appreciative of my cost-cutting efforts.
Satirical take mocking dangerous old-school coaching practices around hydration. 'If you're swallowing, you're wallowing' is an all-time PFT line.
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Hitler was the interim head coach of the fatherland
Back in 1933, the German President Hindenburg appointed Adolf Hitler Chancellor, which roughly translates to interim head coach of the fatherland. And he ruled for four years under the title of temporary chancellor until they could find a turnaround expert to bring in.
Deliberately absurd satirical comparison of Nazi Germany to NFL coaching turnover. Hitler was indeed appointed Chancellor in 1933 but was never a 'temporary' chancellor.