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#PMT-2017-0605-18212
Big CatBryce Harper is leaning towards signing with the Cubs in free agency
Peter Gammons reported that Bryce Harper is actually leaning towards the Cubs... Might I remind you, two quick things connect the dots. Bruce's dog is named Wrigley. And he played baseball with Kris Bryant. So he's friends with him. Do the math.
Bryce Harper eventually signed with the Philadelphia Phillies in 2019.
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#PMT-2016-0916-5775
Big CatTwitter is officially out to get Curt Schilling
Twitter is out to get Curt Schilling. It has nothing to do with his awful opinions, his racist beliefs, the fact that he's addicted to memes and retweeting idiots... Nope.
The take is sarcastic; Big Cat literally believes Schilling's behavior is the cause, but the literal claim that Twitter is out to get him is incorrect.