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Blake Bortles Wikipedia Club and Stingray Steve 09/16/16

Friday, September 16, 201611 takes

The guys talk Thursday Night Football and the death of Bills Mafia ( - ). NFL Picks for the Las Vegas Supercontest and an update on Larry 2 ( - ). Blake Bortles Wikipedia Club discussing Toilet Paper Orientation and Cider Donuts ( - ). Stingray Steve comes on the show to talk SEC football and gives us his call of the week for CFB Week 2 ( - ). Segments include "Spin Zone", "Stay Woke", "Connect the Dots" with Curt Schilling. Humans vs The Sun, and Jimbo's of the week.

Recap

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Take Slip·Sep 16, 2016
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Ryan Fitzpatrick is a top three quarterback if given time against a bad defense

I still think Ryan Fitzpatrick is – I think he's a top three quarterback in the NFL if you give him a lot of time and if you play against a bad defense.

Ryan Fitzpatrick was never a top three quarterback in the NFL by any standard metric over a season, though he had a career year in 2015.
Loss
Take Slip·Sep 16, 2016
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Jeff Fisher's blueprint for job security is to ingrain yourself in every small facet of the company

Jeff Fisher gives everybody in corporate America a great blueprint for how to keep your job. You just – you ingrain yourself into every small facet of your company. It doesn't matter if you're doing your job well... If you just spread yourself out far enough into an organization, you're never going to get fired.

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Jeff Fisher was eventually fired later that season (December 2016), proving the blueprint has limits.

Picks

Win
Take Slip·Sep 16, 2016·Picks
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The Rams will beat the Seahawks this week

I think [Jeff Fisher] is going to beat the Seahawks this week.

The Rams defeated the Seahawks 9-3 on September 18, 2016.

Blake Bortles Wikipedia Club

Void
Take Slip·Sep 16, 2016·Bortles Wikipedia Club
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Blake BortlesBlake Bortles

I am a stand-up wiper

I'm gonna say I'm a big stander and I was kind of like scarred because when I was like 10 or 11... I went to wipe and just dunked my hand like right in the bowl with like the shit and water in there so from then on out I just I'm standing.

This is a personal habit, so it's subjective but verified by the speaker.
Void
Take Slip·Sep 16, 2016·Bortles Wikipedia Club
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Big CatBig Cat

People who stand and wipe have 'poop in their butt' for life

People who stand and wipe, they do not get a clean wipe, and they end up walking around their entire life with poop in their butt.

While scientifically debatable, this is a core PMT belief that cannot be objectively proven as a universal fact for every stander.

Interview

Win
Take Slip·Sep 16, 2016
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Stingray SteveStingray Steve

Alabama will beat Ole Miss because their defense isn't good

I'm going Alabama. I think they get it done. Yeah. I'm not sold on the Ole Miss defense at all.

Alabama defeated Ole Miss 48-43 on September 17, 2016.

Spin Zone

Loss
Take Slip·Sep 16, 2016·Spin Zone
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Concussions aren't real

But actually concussions aren't real. So I don't know what Tebow is trying to get out there. Little Tebow is not the kind of guy who pretends to believe in stuff that doesn't actually exist.

Concussions are medical facts; the statement is a satirical character bit.

Stay Woke

Loss
Take Slip·Sep 16, 2016·Stay Woke
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HankHank

The 'Send Beer Money' Venmo kid on College GameDay is a fake viral ad

No, you don't do that. Seemed a little fishy... Nowhere to be found. No one can find Sam Crowder... It's a fake. It's a viral ad.

Sam Crowder was a real person (an Iowa State student) who actually raised over $1 million for a children's hospital after the sign went viral. It was not a corporate ad.

Connect The Dots

Loss
Take Slip·Sep 16, 2016·Connect the Dots
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Big CatBig Cat

Twitter is officially out to get Curt Schilling

Twitter is out to get Curt Schilling. It has nothing to do with his awful opinions, his racist beliefs, the fact that he's addicted to memes and retweeting idiots... Nope.

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The take is sarcastic; Big Cat literally believes Schilling's behavior is the cause, but the literal claim that Twitter is out to get him is incorrect.

Put One In His Earhole

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Take Slip·Sep 16, 2016·Put One in His Earhole
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NFL players putting 'Senior' on their jerseys is a 'sex brag'

I've been seeing way too many players out there that are putting senior on the back of their jerseys for one season after they have a kid... It's just blatant sex brags rubbing in your face. I think the NFL should blur it out.

This is a satirical interpretation of the 'Sr.' suffix.

Jimbos

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Take Slip·Sep 16, 2016·Jimbos
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Big CatBig Cat

Avocados are overrated as fuck

I just want to take this moment to say avocados are overrated as fuck... Guacamole, great. Avocados on their own, trash.

Inherently subjective food opinion.