Takes

Interim head coaches are the best part of the NFL

Interim head coaches are without a doubt the best part of the NFL.

Rob Ryan would be the first head coach to accidentally shoot himself with a slingshot

He might be the first head coach to accidentally shoot himself in the groin with a slingshot when he's challenging a fourth and short.

Fox NFL Sunday theme song should be played at PFT's funeral

I'm on record that I want the Fox NFL Sunday music played on a loop at my funeral. That's how you'll know that I'm done and down for the count.

If you're not early to my show, you're late -- tune in 15 minutes before air

If you're not early to my show, you're late. So for future reference, you need to be tuning in 15 minutes before I hit the air. Otherwise, what are you even doing here?

John Fox's name literally translates to 'Fox Toilet'

John Fox's name, look it up in the dictionary, literally translates to Fox Toilet. And if I were him, I'd be more worried about plumbers than numbers.