Takes

The NFL should let fans call in penalties from their couches like the LPGA

I love this rule. This is my favorite part about golf by far. Anybody at home has deputized themselves as a rules official... the NFL could deal they could adopt this rule I want to sit at home I want to call face masks from my couch and i want dean blandino to have to review the tape.

Robert Reed of the Chicago Tribune is the lamest guy in the world for wanting to dump office pools

We found it. We found the lamest guy in the world. He [Robert Reed] wants everyone to stop doing brackets come March because it's gambling and people can get addicted to gambling. This guy basically is like, I'm socially awkward and I don't know how to just be a person in an office.

Pregnancy and parents dying are the top two seeds in the 'Wasting Time at Work' bracket

If you were to make a bracket of things that waste time at work... number one seed is if you get pregnant. That's a huge time suck. Number two is like your parents die.