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Pregnancy and parents dying are the top two seeds in the 'Wasting Time at Work' bracket

If you were to make a bracket of things that waste time at work... number one seed is if you get pregnant. That's a huge time suck. Number two is like your parents die.

Absurdist comedic ranking.

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Mar 22, 2017
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Mark Cuban has become everything he used to hate

Something's been going on with [Mark] Cuban recently because he used to be woke. He was the wokest of the old owners. Now he's become everything that he used to hate. He's getting duped left and right.

Subjective opinion on public persona.
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Mar 22, 2017
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Robert Griffin III acts like an eighth grader in his first relationship on Instagram

Robert Griffin [III], Bobby Griffin, is getting himself in. He's like an eighth grader in their first relationship. That's what this is like. Eventually it's going to be, okay, Robert, just chill out with the Hallmark greeting card messages.

Subjective opinion on relationship dynamics and social media cringe.
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Mar 22, 2017·Housekeeping
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Robert Griffin III being a 'goober' on Instagram makes Russell Wilson look better

This is actually great for Russell Wilson because anytime RG3 opens his mouth, people remember, oh, Russ Wilson isn't the biggest goober quarterback out there.

Subjective comparison of public reputations.

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England will beat the Netherlands and then lose a heartbreaking match to Argentina

I think England's gonna win this weekend. And then you'll have the realization that it might not actually be coming home after all... losing to Argentina at that stage, that would be the most heartbreaking loss they could possibly have.

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Christian Pulisic is clearly not and cannot be the face of US soccer

I'm just sick of relying on him [Pulisic] to be the face of US soccer because it can't be, it's so clear that he's not.

This is a subjective evaluation of a player's leadership/status.
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The 4-1 loss to Belgium was the worst USMNT performance in years

That was the worst performance from the US that I've seen in years. Just completely lackluster from the start. So much blame to go around. Tim Ream, friend of the program, good guy over the hill, turned into soccer Shawn Bradley before our very eyes got dunked on twice.

Subjective opinion on the quality of the performance.