"Pregnancy and parents dying are the top two seeds in the 'Wasting Time at Work' bracket" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Mar 22, 2017·Fun Police

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Pregnancy and parents dying are the top two seeds in the 'Wasting Time at Work' bracket

If you were to make a bracket of things that waste time at work... number one seed is if you get pregnant. That's a huge time suck. Number two is like your parents die.

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Absurdist comedic ranking.

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Take Slip·Mar 22, 2017

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Mark Cuban has become everything he used to hate

Something's been going on with [Mark] Cuban recently because he used to be woke. He was the wokest of the old owners. Now he's become everything that he used to hate. He's getting duped left and right.

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Subjective opinion on public persona.

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Take Slip·Mar 22, 2017

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Robert Griffin III acts like an eighth grader in his first relationship on Instagram

Robert Griffin [III], Bobby Griffin, is getting himself in. He's like an eighth grader in their first relationship. That's what this is like. Eventually it's going to be, okay, Robert, just chill out with the Hallmark greeting card messages.

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Subjective opinion on relationship dynamics and social media cringe.

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Take Slip·Mar 22, 2017·Housekeeping

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Robert Griffin III being a 'goober' on Instagram makes Russell Wilson look better

This is actually great for Russell Wilson because anytime RG3 opens his mouth, people remember, oh, Russ Wilson isn't the biggest goober quarterback out there.