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Dogs never have bad sneezes because they don't give a shit

You never see a dog have a bad sneeze. Because they don't give a shit. They're cute, and they're cute. They'll sneeze right in your face, and they don't think it's gross.

The quality of a sneeze is purely subjective, but PFT's observation on the lack of social shame in dogs is accurate.
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The Migos rapper Offset is a 'gold digger' in his divorce from Cardi B

Migos rapper stands to make $50 million in a divorce with Cardi B. ... New York law is clear that any asset that is acquired or developed during a marriage is owned 50% by each spouse, and Cardi B's entire brand was developed during her marriage to Offset. ... So he doesn't have to give her 50% of his shit because it was already, like, created.

The couple eventually reconciled and called off several divorce filings over the following years, making the $50 million payout claim moot.

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