Takes

The Lions losing a close game on opening night is better for them than winning

I think the lions losing in a close game opening night is better than winning... Because if they do beat the chiefs week one Thursday night in front of the whole country, the lion's hype will be out of this world. It will be uncontrollable at that point.

The NFL schedule release will eventually become a massive corporate primetime event with a bracket

At some point Roger Goodell is gonna do to the schedule release what he's done with the draft and just market the shit out of it and like take it on the road each year and turn it into like an hour long, two hour long primetime event where he just announces like one week's worth at a time... it's gonna be a massive fucking corporatized sensation.

The Patriots will knock Aaron Rodgers and the Jets out of the playoffs in Week 18

I will go with the Jets verse The Patriots Week 18, probably taking Rodgers out of the playoffs. And you know what's gonna be a long and frustrating season of disappointment for Jets fans.