Kevin Hart

I wouldn't be as successful as I am today if I were tall.

I love being short... If I was tall, then my level of success wouldn't be where it is. Short is part of the reason why I was able to get to where I got.

It is hard to put any player past Michael Jordan in the GOAT conversation, but LeBron James' numbers will be undeniable.

It's tough for me to put anybody past the Jordan conversation, but it's going to be hard to deny these numbers that LeBron James is going to have.

Will Ferrell is the funniest person I've ever worked with

Will Ferrell is up there. Will Ferrell is by far the funniest person I've ever worked with. I would definitely say that... Will Ferrell's level of funny on and off the camera is extremely high. It's effortless.

Eddie Murphy is the funniest person of all time to hang out with

Well, you know, I work with this person, too, and he's the GOAT. But now, hanging out, nobody's funnier than Eddie Murphy... He's that good.

Modern outrage culture has replaced the simple act of 'not supporting' comedy you don't like with active attempts to tear it down.

We forgot the days of just not supporting. Right? You know what I mean?... Now you're finding that people are speaking out on people that they have no interest in supporting at all. So you speak out and you start these things on individuals that you just don't find talented in. At all.

My Oscar monologue was actually really good.

It was fucking actually really good... One of them, I was just going to talk about just how uptensed and so uptight [everyone is]... I was going to pull up a fucking sizzle reel of me but in all my movies doing serious lines so the comics [could laugh].

The Eagles have a real legitimate shot at beating the Saints because of Nick Foles

Philadelphia all day. That's as a fan... As a real sports guy, we have a real legitimate shot at beating the Saints... And I say that because of Foles. Foles, regardless of the numbers, acts as a heart to that system when they feel like they're the underdogs... if we get past this game, we should be in the Super Bowl.