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L. Ron Mexico
L. Ron MexicoZack Hample Belongs In A Garbage Can
First name Marlins, last name Man, I'll stuff Zack Hample in a garbage can.
A subjective assessment of Hample's worth. Garbage can capacity would need to be at least 55 gallons.
WinL. Ron Mexico
L. Ron MexicoZack Hample Is Jeffrey Maier With A Blog
Zack you a joke, I'll put you down like a dog. You Jeffrey Maier with a blog.
Both are famous for catching baseballs they arguably shouldn't have. Maier was 12 years old during the 1996 ALCS. Hample does maintain a blog.
PushL. Ron Mexico
L. Ron MexicoZack Hample Is A USA-Hating Trespassing Traitor
You a USA hater, trespassing traitor. Meet me in the streets you law violator.
Hample was banned from several stadiums for sneaking into restricted areas to catch balls, so 'trespassing' has some basis. 'USA hater' is unsubstantiated.
WinL. Ron Mexico
L. Ron MexicoMarlins Man's Mouth Is Always Behind The Plate
Problem is your mouth always behind the plate.
Double meaning: Marlins Man is known both for his behind-home-plate seats and for eating on camera. Both are factually accurate.