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L. Ron MexicoJim Harbaugh Will Smack Your Jaw
This that Jim Harbaugh that'll smack your jaw.
L. Ron MexicoUnsubscribe Then Subscribe — That's The Motto
Unsubscribe, then subscribe, baby, that's the motto.
L. Ron MexicoWe Like Our Apples Unwashed And Bought On The Side Of The Road
We like our apples like we like our clothes: unwashed and bought on the side of the road.
L. Ron MexicoPull Up At The Cincinnati Zoo And Pay Our Respects
Pull up at the zoo, pay our respects.
L. Ron MexicoSkyline Chili Is Thicker Than Chris Sabo's Rec Specs
Skyline thicker than Chris Sabo's rec specs.
L. Ron MexicoIs That Mario Andretti? No, That's Jim Irsay
Is that Mario Andretti? Nah, that's Jim Irsay.
L. Ron MexicoBarstool Sports Gets Billed For Travel
Barstool Sports gets billed for travel.
L. Ron MexicoPiss In Your Pants Just To Make A Statement
Piss in your pants just to make a statement.
L. Ron MexicoGrit Is Undrafted Slow-Twitch Muscle Fibers
This is undrafted slow twitch muscle fibers.
L. Ron MexicoMatthew Dellavedova Taking A Charge Is Peak Grit
It's Dellavedova taking a charge.
L. Ron MexicoUse Your One Phone Call From Jail On Mike And Mike
It's getting locked up for getting hyped tonight and using your one call on Mike and Mike.
L. Ron MexicoWoodhead In The I-Formation Is What Grit Looks Like
This is Woodhead in the I-formation. This is the coach's son, son.
L. Ron MexicoZack Hample Belongs In A Garbage Can
First name Marlins, last name Man, I'll stuff Zack Hample in a garbage can.
L. Ron MexicoLady Luck Smiled Down On The Viet Cong When Marlins Man Missed Vietnam
I was one year late for Vietnam. Lady Luck smiled down on the Viet Cong.
L. Ron MexicoMarlins Man Is A Job Creator With 100 Racehorses
I employ 40 people, job creator, got 100 racehorses deal with that you haters.
L. Ron MexicoZack Hample Is Jeffrey Maier With A Blog
Zack you a joke, I'll put you down like a dog. You Jeffrey Maier with a blog.
L. Ron MexicoZack Hample Is A USA-Hating Trespassing Traitor
You a USA hater, trespassing traitor. Meet me in the streets you law violator.
L. Ron MexicoMarlins Man Is Not A Man, A Fan, Or A Veteran
You not a man, a fan or a veteran. So fight me bitch, or let it be.
L. Ron MexicoThe Marlins Man Beef Is About Jealousy, Not The Troops
It's not about the troops, it's jealousy.
L. Ron MexicoMarlins Man's Mouth Is Always Behind The Plate
Problem is your mouth always behind the plate.
L. Ron MexicoI Hope Marlins Man's Horses Die In A Lake
Fuck your law firm, I hope they lie to your face. Fuck your horses, I hope they die in a lake.
L. Ron MexicoI Hope Marlins Man Gets Found Like Catherine The Great
I hope you get found like Catherine the Great.
L. Ron MexicoAsk Brady, Marino, Wade, And LeBron About Me And Your Mom
So call Brady, Marino, Wade and LeBron. And ask 'em 'bout me and your mom.
L. Ron MexicoPFT Commenter Owns 'No Pressure No Diamonds' Now
No pressure no diamonds, slow it down. PFT owns your slogan now.
L. Ron MexicoRG3's Real Trademark Is Not Playing Smart
Your real trademark is that you don't play smart. So stop or your punch clock at Kmart.
L. Ron MexicoRG3 Folds And Splatters Under Pressure
And to be honest you more like the latter. When the pressure is on you fold and splatter.
L. Ron MexicoPFT Commenter Drenches You In Rainy Rain Takes
He's in the trenches dude, so check your mentions fool. In rainy rain takes he drenches you.
L. Ron MexicoPFT Has Two Good Knees And RG3 Has None
He got two good knees and a microphone. You got no more cheese and your fight is gone.
L. Ron MexicoRG3 Should Respect Shanahan
Respect Shanahan, I don't plan to scram.
L. Ron MexicoRG3 Needs A Mammogram — Just Be A Manly Man
You need a mammogram, just be a manly man.
L. Ron MexicoRG3 Disappointed The Dog Pound Just Like He Did Atlanta
Don't disappoint the Dog Pound like in Atlanta man.
L. Ron MexicoRG3 Went From Deadspin Redskin To Downtown Browns Clown
You was a Deadspin Redskin full of the drama. Now you a downtown Browns clown in love with Osama.
L. Ron MexicoRG3 Did Subway Commercials — You Know Who Else Did?
RG Knee, so controversial. You know who else did Subway commercials?
L. Ron MexicoRG3 Goes 4-12 Unless He Comes On The Podcast
Spoiler alert: RG3 goes 4 and 12. Unless he comes on the podcast, then he goes 10 and 6 and make the playoffs.
L. Ron MexicoDanny Woodhead Would Play The Game For Free
He's Woodhead, say his name with me. He's Woodhead, he'd play the game for free.
L. Ron MexicoDanny Woodhead Has Never Done Drugs And Has Never Been To Jail
Never smokes drugs, never been to jail.
L. Ron MexicoDanny Woodhead Never Gets Hurt And Never Fumbles
Not afraid of dirt, and always keeps it humble. Never gets hurt, and never even fumbles.
L. Ron MexicoThe Only Flag Woodhead Has Ever Drawn Is Of The U.S.A.
Only flag he ever draws is of the U.S.A. If you a mouthy linebacker, then you must pay.
L. Ron MexicoDanny Woodhead Goes Straight To The House Every Time
Which way did he go? Which way did he go? Straight to the motherfucking house!
L. Ron MexicoQuarterbacks Are Overpaid — Just Hand It To Woodhead
Overpaid quarterback with the eight-figure salary. Hand it to the man with the Energizer battery.
L. Ron MexicoScoring Touchdowns Is Routine For Danny Woodhead
As he takes it to the house for the six-point score. Hands the ball to the ref, he's been there before.
L. Ron MexicoDanny Woodhead Watches Film All Day And Sleeps In His Car
Never goes home 'cause he always goes hard. Watches film all day, and he sleeps in his car.
L. Ron MexicoDanny Woodhead Protects The Shield
He's Woodhead, he protects the shield. He's Woodhead, and he wrecks the field.
L. Ron MexicoWoodhead Is Rushin' And Wet Like Putin In The Rain
Working up a sweat, moving the chains. He's rushin' and wet, like Putin in the rain.
L. Ron MexicoWoodhead Didn't Go To Harvard But He's A Student Of The Game
Didn't go to Harvard, but a student of the game.
L. Ron MexicoBeing Christian And Being Elite Are One And The Same
Christian and elite, those are one and the same.