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Oct 22, 2015·Lronmexico Rap
#29771
L. Ron MexicoL. Ron Mexico

Scoring Touchdowns Is Routine For Danny Woodhead

As he takes it to the house for the six-point score. Hands the ball to the ref, he's been there before.

OpinionFootballMedium
Woodhead scored 32 career touchdowns — respectable for a 5'8" undrafted running back, but not exactly routine.

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Oct 22, 2015·Monologue
#20472
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Pope should leave science to people who don't feel global warming

Lord, please tell the Pope that he needs to leave the science to all of us who don't feel the effects of global warming.

OpinionPoliticsHotSubjectiveSarcastic
Satirical take on climate change deniers dismissing Pope Francis's climate encyclical Laudato Si (June 2015).
Loss
Oct 22, 2015·Monologue
#20473
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Putting the Bill Simmons podcast on notice

I'm putting the Bill Simmons podcast on notice this week, baby. I'm coming for you, Bill. There's nothing you can do to stop me. It's a revolution.

OpinionMediaHotSarcastic
PFT's solo Steam Room podcast never overtook Bill Simmons. However, six months later PFT co-created Pardon My Take which became one of the biggest sports podcasts ever.
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Oct 22, 2015·Monologue
#20474
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Dan Campbell might be the first interim head coach to win a Super Bowl

I personally think [Dan Campbell] might be the first interim head coach to win a Super Bowl.

PredictionFootballHot
Dan Campbell went 5-7 as interim coach in 2015 and did not reach or win the Super Bowl that season (the Broncos won).

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Jun 2, 2017·Lronmexico Rap
#29800
L. Ron MexicoL. Ron Mexico

Jim Harbaugh Will Smack Your Jaw

This that Jim Harbaugh that'll smack your jaw.

OpinionFootballMediumSubjective
Harbaugh's intensity is well-documented. Whether he would literally smack your jaw is speculative but not implausible.
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Jun 2, 2017·Lronmexico Rap
#29801
L. Ron MexicoL. Ron Mexico

Unsubscribe Then Subscribe — That's The Motto

Unsubscribe, then subscribe, baby, that's the motto.

OpinionMediaMildSubjective
A foundational PMT philosophy. The logic is airtight: you can't subscribe unless you first unsubscribe.
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Jun 2, 2017·Lronmexico Rap
#29802
L. Ron MexicoL. Ron Mexico

We Like Our Apples Unwashed And Bought On The Side Of The Road

We like our apples like we like our clothes: unwashed and bought on the side of the road.

OpinionLifeHotSubjective
A lifestyle manifesto. The FDA recommends washing produce, but grit doesn't care about the FDA.

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