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Jul 15, 2016·Lronmexico Rap
#29790
L. Ron MexicoL. Ron Mexico

Lady Luck Smiled Down On The Viet Cong When Marlins Man Missed Vietnam

I was one year late for Vietnam. Lady Luck smiled down on the Viet Cong.

OpinionLifeHotSubjective
Marlins Man implying he would have single-handedly turned the tide of the Vietnam War is an all-time self-assessment.

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Jul 15, 2016·The Takies
#3596
Big CatBig Cat

I guarantee the Takie Awards will be a live show next year

Next year, it's going to be a live show. I'm actually guaranteeing that right now. I want to do it at Guy Fieri's restaurant, like in the back room.

PredictionMediaMild
The 2017 Takie Awards were a major video production and featured a more robust presentation, satisfying the spirit of the 'live show' guarantee.
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Jul 15, 2016·The Takies
#3595
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Guy Fieri's food is the best food I've ever had

I'm a big Guy Fieri guy, so I feel like I can say this. The food was phenomenal. Best food I've ever had.

OpinionFoodMediumSubjective
This is entirely a matter of taste, though widely considered a contrarian/ironic food take.
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Jul 15, 2016·The Takies
#3597
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Media members and sports figures should physically fight to settle disputes

I think the media and sports figures should actually physically fight. That feels like something that would happen in maybe Argentina where a ref screws up and they're like, 'oh, we're going to kill you.' I'd like to see more accountability.

OpinionMediaHotSubjectiveSarcastic
This is a satirical suggestion for sports media reform.

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Jun 2, 2017·Lronmexico Rap
#29800
L. Ron MexicoL. Ron Mexico

Jim Harbaugh Will Smack Your Jaw

This that Jim Harbaugh that'll smack your jaw.

OpinionFootballMediumSubjective
Harbaugh's intensity is well-documented. Whether he would literally smack your jaw is speculative but not implausible.
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Jun 2, 2017·Lronmexico Rap
#29801
L. Ron MexicoL. Ron Mexico

Unsubscribe Then Subscribe — That's The Motto

Unsubscribe, then subscribe, baby, that's the motto.

OpinionMediaMildSubjective
A foundational PMT philosophy. The logic is airtight: you can't subscribe unless you first unsubscribe.
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Jun 2, 2017·Lronmexico Rap
#29802
L. Ron MexicoL. Ron Mexico

We Like Our Apples Unwashed And Bought On The Side Of The Road

We like our apples like we like our clothes: unwashed and bought on the side of the road.

OpinionLifeHotSubjective
A lifestyle manifesto. The FDA recommends washing produce, but grit doesn't care about the FDA.

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