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Jun 2, 2017·Lronmexico Rap
#29810
L. Ron MexicoL. Ron Mexico

Pull Up At The Cincinnati Zoo And Pay Our Respects

Pull up at the zoo, pay our respects.

OpinionPop CultureHotSubjective
Harambe was killed at the Cincinnati Zoo on May 28, 2016. This rap was recorded in June 2017. The pilgrimage is an appropriate act of grit mourning.

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Jun 2, 2017
#16920
Big CatBig Cat

The NBA is now Kevin Durant's league and the torch has been passed from LeBron James

Are you ready for my hot, hot, hot take from Game 1 of the NBA Finals? Hit me. The torch has been passed. It is Kevin Durant's league. Whose man's is the NBA? I said that, yeah. It's Kevin Durant's man's. Passed that off. He said, here you go, KD. It is your league now. Your league.

Hot TakeBasketballHot
KD won Finals MVP and the title in 2017, reinforcing the idea that he had reached the summit, though LeBron remained a top player for years.
Loss
Jun 2, 2017
#16921
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Matthew Dellavedova is the missing piece the Cavaliers need to stop the Warriors

I mean, clearly, Della Vadova's [Matthew Dellavedova] the missing piece. They need a defensive stopper on the team that can check somebody, and they don't have it.

OpinionBasketballMediumSarcastic
The Cavs lost the series 4-1; Delly wouldn't have fixed the talent gap with KD added to a 73-win team.
Loss
Jun 2, 2017
#16922
Big CatBig Cat

The Cavaliers will win the 2017 NBA Finals in five games

I still think Cavs... Well, you know what? Cavs in five now. How about that? This is one of those things I'm not even trying to go over the top here. I don't know how you can defend the Warriors.

PredictionBasketballScorching
The Warriors won the series 4-1. Big Cat's prediction was hilariously backwards.

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Jun 2, 2017·Lronmexico Rap
#29800
L. Ron MexicoL. Ron Mexico

Jim Harbaugh Will Smack Your Jaw

This that Jim Harbaugh that'll smack your jaw.

OpinionFootballMediumSubjective
Harbaugh's intensity is well-documented. Whether he would literally smack your jaw is speculative but not implausible.
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Jun 2, 2017·Lronmexico Rap
#29801
L. Ron MexicoL. Ron Mexico

Unsubscribe Then Subscribe — That's The Motto

Unsubscribe, then subscribe, baby, that's the motto.

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A foundational PMT philosophy. The logic is airtight: you can't subscribe unless you first unsubscribe.
Void
Jun 2, 2017·Lronmexico Rap
#29802
L. Ron MexicoL. Ron Mexico

We Like Our Apples Unwashed And Bought On The Side Of The Road

We like our apples like we like our clothes: unwashed and bought on the side of the road.

OpinionLifeHotSubjective
A lifestyle manifesto. The FDA recommends washing produce, but grit doesn't care about the FDA.

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