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Take Slip·Jun 14, 2024
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Jalen Brown should be the NBA Finals MVP

I do agree with Hank that Jalen Brown—it should be offense though, but—Jalen Brown was incredible. Like phenomenal. The Celtics team... Jalen Brown's gonna hit a big jumper to ice the Mavs out at home.

Jalen Brown was indeed named NBA Finals MVP after the Celtics won the series in 5 games.
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Take Slip·Jun 14, 2024
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Big CatBig Cat

The Celtics are a perfect team with no holes

More than just Luca's defense, it's just more of a testament to the Celtics having no holes. They don't have a guy who can—you can sag off of. They don't have a guy that you can basically say we're gonna ignore them. They don't have a guy that you can put your worst defender on and say he's gonna be okay.

The Celtics finished with one of the best net ratings in NBA history and won the title, supporting this claim.
Loss
Take Slip·Jun 14, 2024
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

LeBron James is just a Brian Windhorst merchant

I would make the argument that LeBron is just a [Brian Windhorst] merchant that [Windhorst] made LeBron not the other way around.

LeBron James was a high school phenom and generational talent regardless of Windhorst's reporting, though they are linked in media lore.
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Take Slip·Jun 14, 2024
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Stephen JacksonStephen Jackson

JJ Redick getting the Lakers job is a result of white and LeBron privilege

I love JJ solid dude... but it's a lot of privilege you going on... definitely white and LeBron [privilege]. Yes, definitely... you knowing it was coming. It was the setup and how are they cool? When did they ever, when have you ever seen them cool? This is all, this was all a play.

JJ Redick was hired as Lakers head coach shortly after this episode, despite having zero coaching experience, confirming the 'setup' Jackson suspected.
Loss
Take Slip·Jun 14, 2024
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Stephen JacksonStephen Jackson

I was a better basketball player than Ray Allen

Ray Allen... I'm not saying Ray wasn't great but... I'm a basketball player. I wasn't one dimensional. I just didn't shoot, I just didn't play defense. I did everything. So I look at myself as different than a lot of these guys that were one dimensional... I just felt like I was a better player.

Ray Allen is a 2-time champion, 10-time All-Star, and Hall of Famer. Stephen Jackson has 1 title and 0 All-Star appearances. Most analysts would rank Allen significantly higher.
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Take Slip·Jun 14, 2024
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Stephen JacksonStephen Jackson

Anthony Edwards is a top 5 player in the NBA right now

My top five right now I'm playing. Yeah. Luca, Jokic, Anthony Edwards, Shai [Gilgeous-Alexander] and I probably would throw Embiid.

Subjective ranking, though Edwards' stock was at an all-time high after beating the Nuggets in the playoffs.
Loss
Take Slip·Jun 12, 2024
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HankHank

The Celtics might be cursed due to the rare Kristaps Porziņģis injury

I spent the full Uber up there when I thought I had my backpack. I'm thinking I'm just getting on the flight. I'm like, we're cursed, we're cursed, we're cursed, we're cursed. Like is there a chance we're cursed? This is bad.

The Celtics won the championship easily in 5 games despite the injury, proving they were not cursed.
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Take Slip·Jun 12, 2024
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Kevin LoveKevin Love

Kyrie Irving has to step up for Dallas to have any chance in Game 3

My boy, Kyrie Irving really has to step up in game three... tomorrow game three is, is is the series. They have to win that one. But in order for that to happen, Kyrie has to be himself and he just wasn't in, in those first two games. It's as simple as that.

Kyrie did score 35 points in Game 3, but Dallas still lost 106-99, effectively ending the series.
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Take Slip·Jun 12, 2024
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Kevin LoveKevin Love

The top five players in the world are Jokić, Luka, SGA, Embiid, and Giannis

Top five in the world. It's very important. I think Joker is, yeah, yeah. Joker is, but I'm always like all things considered... Joker is up there, certainly Luca, SGA and bead, Giannis.

Standard subjective 'top 5' ranking based on recent MVP voting and performance.
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Take Slip·Jun 12, 2024
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Kevin LoveKevin Love

A healthy Joel Embiid would have led the 76ers to a win over the Knicks

Joel, when he's at in peak form. Yeah. And he's feeling good. Like if he was healthy throughout the playoffs, I, I believe that they, they do beat the Knicks.

Embiid played with knee issues and Bell's palsy, and the Sixers lost in 6. It's a plausible but unprovable counterfactual.
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HankHank

I will shave my head if the Celtics win a championship

I will shave my head if the Celtics win a championship. stop it. Like, oh, that was the perm bet you knew in the back of your head... No, I give you my word that I will shave my head if the Sellies win a championship.

The Celtics won the 2024 NBA Championship, and Hank eventually shaved his head on a live stream.
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Take Slip·Jun 10, 2024
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HankHank

The Celtics are a way better team than the Mavericks

The Celtics are up two. Oh, congratulations Hank. Thank you. Your team is so much better than the Mavs. Yeah, they are. They are a way better team. It's great, great team win. It's not even really close.

The Celtics eventually won the series 4-1, proving they were significantly better.
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Take Slip·Jun 10, 2024
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Kyrie Irving has gotten too mature and needs to 'get weird' to break his slump

Somebody needs to like snap Kyrie [Irving] out of this. 'Cause we've been talking, we've been glazing Kyrie a lot, these playoffs talking about how mature he is gotten... Has Kyrie gotten too mature? Yeah. Is a question we should be asking. I want to hear like the Kyrie hatred for Boston.

Kyrie continued to struggle in the series, losing every game in Boston. Whether 'getting weird' would have helped is subjective.
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Take Slip·Jun 10, 2024
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MaxMax

The NBA Finals are already over after Game 2

What you need to transition your brain to, because this, this series, the Celtics are just better. Yeah, no, this is over. I'm over.

The Celtics won the series 4-1.
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Take Slip·Jun 10, 2024
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MaxMax

Jayson Tatum was 'terrified' to shoot in Game 2

Jayson Tatum just needs to play horrible. That's all I care about. The biggest He sucks. You guys were sucking his dick. He sucked tonight. I mean, he didn't suck. He's terrified. He was terrified to shoot the ball tonight. He's shooting his spin back. It is weird. He had open looks at the rim and then he would just pass out every time.

While Tatum's shooting percentage was low (27.3%), calling him 'terrified' is an editorialized opinion of his mindset.
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Take Slip·Jun 10, 2024
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Caitlin Clark was left off the Olympic team because USA Basketball didn't want to deal with the media frenzy

I think there's a a, a pretty big percentage of the reason why she's [Caitlin Clark] not on the team is just because they didn't wanna deal with all the bullshit of people coming out with takes about Caitlin Clark every single day, which is the dumbest reason ever.

USA Basketball selection committee members cited 'basketball experience' and 'chemistry' as reasons, which somewhat aligns with avoiding the media 'circus' her presence would bring.
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Take Slip·Jun 7, 2024
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HankHank

The Celtics will beat the Mavericks in six games

Yeah, we're thinking Celtics and Six. The, the Mavs aren't gonna go away. They're gonna, they're gonna give us their best shot, but, but it's, it might be Celtics and five.

The Celtics won the NBA Finals in 5 games, not 6.
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Take Slip·Jun 7, 2024
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Big CatBig Cat

The Mavericks were stupid to wear their black jerseys in Game 1

I still think that the Mavs were stupid to wear these jerseys in game one. I don't know if they did that because Luca looked very slim to them. I was thinking blue. These jerseys feel like the jerseys you wear for Star Wars night in like early February.

This is a subjective aesthetic opinion about team uniforms.
Loss
Take Slip·Jun 7, 2024
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Big CatBig Cat

Coach K is using his role as a Lakers consultant to force Dan Hurley out of college basketball

Coach K did all of this... Coach K sees Dan Hurley win his second national title back to back. He looks around, he says, look, there's a lot of, a lot of guys in, in college basketball that will never reach where I'm at. They won't be the old school. Tough style Like Dan Hurley. He's a throwback. He's a relic. I gotta figure out a way to make sure that Dan Hurley doesn't surpass me as the goat... He's getting Dan Hurley to go to the Lakers. So Dan Hurley can't take everything from John Scheyer and Duke and Coach K and all his legacy and stuff.

While Coach K did advise the Lakers, the idea that it was a hit job to protect his legacy is satirical. Hurley eventually turned down the job to stay at UConn.
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Take Slip·Jun 5, 2024
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Ryen RussilloRyen Russillo

The Celtics will beat the Mavericks in the NBA Finals

I like Boston. I'm scared to death of Luca... but I feel like Boston has the two versus the one... their primary lineup of Pingus back is going to be five people that you have to worry about.

The Celtics defeated the Mavericks 4-1 to win the championship.
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Take Slip·Jun 5, 2024
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Ryen RussilloRyen Russillo

Kristaps Porzingis is the most important player for the Celtics in the Finals

Pingus really does feel like the most important player... matchup wise, changing what Dallas has done and making their bigs do something they haven't done before, not that they're incapable of doing it, but pulling that rim protection away, he feels the most important for me.

While Porzingis missed most of the series due to injury, his impact in Game 1 was statistically dominant and set the tone for the series.
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Take Slip·Jun 5, 2024
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Ryen RussilloRyen Russillo

Kyrie Irving is one of the most skilled yet disappointing players in NBA history

When people start coming at you with like, he's the most talented player of all time, it's like, okay, so then you're admitting that he's one of the most disappointing players ever... for multiple seasons that the guy looked like he didn't really even care about playing basketball anymore.

This is a career-spanning subjective opinion on a player's legacy.
Loss
Take Slip·Jun 5, 2024
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Jalen Brunson is a better player than Jayson Tatum and would never lose an NBA Finals

Jalen Brunson. Say what you want about he would never lose in the finals. Yep. Yep. Yes. He will not lose in the [finals].

Brunson has never made it to the Finals, so the statement is technically untested but logically absurd.
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Take Slip·Jun 5, 2024
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Ryen RussilloRyen Russillo

Joel Embiid is no longer a top-five NBA player

That fifth spot is not reserved for Embiid for me anymore in the way that it was prior to this season. I mean, at some point man, at some point... I'm sick of seeing playoff games where I need him to figure out a way to unlock the possession and get him into his stuff on his own in a way that I don't think he's capable of doing the way other guys are.

Ranking players is inherently subjective, but Embiid's lack of deep playoff runs supports Russillo's logic.
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Take Slip·Jun 5, 2024
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MaxMax

Joel Embiid is a top-three NBA player and his stats prove it

33, 11 and six in the playoffs this year. Better than fucking Tatum's averages in the playoffs... his [PER] was on track to be like the greatest single PER of anyone.

Stats-wise Max is correct, but ranking him top 3 over Jokic, Giannis, or Luka is highly debatable.
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Take Slip·Jun 3, 2024
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Big CatBig Cat

I'm sticking with the Celtics in seven to win the NBA Finals

I'm sticking with my Celtics in seven, but I do, I did find some stats... I feel, I feel strong about Celtics in seven.

The Celtics won the series in 5 games, not 7.
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Take Slip·Jun 3, 2024
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Big CatBig Cat

WNBA players are 100% jealous of Caitlin Clark and they should just admit it

The people who are jealous of Caitlin Clark and when they take cheap shots at her... they are jealous. They're jealous of Caitlin Clark. They 100% are, it's okay to admit it. They're going again. They're going to be footnotes in Caitlin Clark's career. When it's all said and done, they're going to be the Lance Stephenson blowing in LeBron's ear.

This is a subjective sociological take on player motivation, but Clark did go on to win Rookie of the Year and set multiple records, supporting the 'future footnote' prediction.
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Take Slip·Jun 3, 2024
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CJ McCollumCJ McCollum

The NBA Finals is the Celtics' series to lose and I think they win in six

I think it's Boston series to lose. I think it's their series to lose. Kristaps should be back. They've had the best record all year... I think Boston wins in six, but if it's a one possession game, gimme Dallas.

The Celtics won in 5 games.
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Take Slip·Jun 3, 2024
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CJ McCollumCJ McCollum

Luka Dončić is impossible to guard because he's a 'heavy' 245 pounds and uses his body perfectly

He's heavy, right? You know, with with, with respect to the heavy people out there... Luka is heavy man and he's a good, healthy, heavy, like strong, sturdy. He's still quick. He, he, he has a great change of speed... I mean he's gotta be at least 245, maybe heavier healthy body fat. ... Luca is heavy, hard to guard. He can lean on you, he can post you up.

NBA analysts and players widely agree on Luka's unique physical style of play.
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Take Slip·Jun 3, 2024
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CJ McCollumCJ McCollum

A bad shooting day in an empty gym for an NBA pro is still making 65-75% of shots

A bad shooting day for me, I'm probably making 65% of my shots. And that's like a's like a bad, like I'm bricking nobody in the gym, empty gym. ... If we go do we do a hundred threes a bad day, I'm making 75 outta a hundred. That's like a terrible day... A normal day 80 plus out of a hundred... [Normally] 90, 92, 93 out of a hundred.

CJ is speaking from his personal workout data; other NBA players have echoed similar 80-90% numbers in practice.
Loss
Take Slip·May 31, 2024
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Big CatBig Cat

The Celtics will beat the Mavericks in 7 games

My gut kneejerk is Celtics and seven

The series only went 5 games.
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Take Slip·May 31, 2024
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HankHank

The Celtics will beat the Mavericks in 6 games

I I'm thinking Celtics and six.

The Celtics won the series 4-1 (5 games).
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Take Slip·May 31, 2024
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Celtics will beat the Mavericks in 5 games

My gut reaction is Celtics in five. I think so. I'm a bigger Celtics fan than Hank is, I guess.

The Celtics defeated the Mavericks 4-1.
Loss
Take Slip·May 31, 2024
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MaxMax

The Mavericks will win because Kyrie Irving and Luka Dončić are better closers than the Celtics' stars

I think that this is gonna be a very close series. It's going to come down to very tight games at the end. And one team has two guys that have proven to be excellent closers against very good teams in this playoffs. And the Celtics have looked a little Iffy.

The Celtics won comfortably in 5 games, and their stars performed well.
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Take Slip·May 31, 2024
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Mike BreenMike Breen

Madison Square Garden is the best arena in the world for a major sporting event

Madison Square Garden is right up there. There is no better place when it's a big event. Whether it's basketball, whether it's hockey, even like a concert. There's just no better place.

MSG's status as 'the best' is a matter of opinion.
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Take Slip·May 28, 2024
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Kyrie Irving has never lost a closeout game

Kyrie Irving has never lost a closeout game. That's interesting. Yeah. So just remember that if you're new to DraftKings, listen up.

At the time of the take, Kyrie was indeed 14-0. He subsequently lost Game 4 of the 2024 WCF to the Timberwolves, breaking the streak shortly after this episode aired.
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Take Slip·May 28, 2024
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HankHank

The Celtics are a seasoned team that knows how to make big plays in high-pressure moments

The Celtics are a seasoned team that knows how to make big plays and that's what they did time and time again in this series. In the past when it feels like they turtle up in close games and kind of turn into more iso ball... they didn't do that at all. They found a way to win.

The Celtics eventually won the 2024 NBA Finals, supporting the idea that they were a seasoned team that knew how to win big games.
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Take Slip·May 28, 2024
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Big CatBig Cat

The NBA scheduling is crazy for making teams wait until June 6th to start the Finals

I'm rooting for double sweep just so we can make fun of the NBA scheduling. Fans have to book their hotels and tickets months ago... there's no way anyone, any fan books their hotels and plane tickets for the NBA Finals months in advance. It doesn't make any sense.

This is a subjective opinion on league policy, though the scheduling was indeed fixed and resulted in a long layoff.
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Take Slip·May 28, 2024
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Luka Doncic and Kyrie Irving are the best offensive backcourt of all time

Kyrie and Luka, the best offensive backcourt of all time. And people laughed at [Kenny the Jet Smith] and then they played three games and they're like, maybe he's not that far off.

The Mavs reached the Finals on the strength of this backcourt, but 'all time' is subjective and highly debated.
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Take Slip·May 28, 2024
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MaxMax

Kyrie Irving is a better player than Jrue Holiday

Kyrie's better... than Jrue Holiday? Yeah. Because I don't think he's better than Tatum but has hasn't been playing out of this, out of his mind. Their championship experience supersedes the Celtics because their championship guy is better.

Subjective player comparison, though Kyrie is generally considered the more skilled offensive player while Jrue is a defensive specialist.
Loss
Take Slip·May 28, 2024
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I'm sprinkling a bet on the Timberwolves to be the first team to come back from down 3-0

I may put a little future on the Wolves to be the first team to come back and... Timberwolves plus a thousand. They just can't be any worse. And the thing is, they're not playing good, but they're still building leads into the fourth quarter.

The Timberwolves lost the series 4-1, failing to become the first team to come back from 3-0.
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Take Slip·May 28, 2024
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Big CatBig Cat

The WNBA fans and media are ruining the fun of sports with cultural think pieces

Caitlin Clark is adding so many new fans and there's a lot of fans that are just taking the fun out of sports. Everything that happens in the WNBA now has to be a fucking bigger cultural talking point. It's like, hey, it's fucking sports. Shut the fuck up... there's seven think pieces after every game she plays.

This is a subjective opinion on sports media trends.
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Big CatBig Cat

Draymond Green is 'going out sad' and only complaining because his career is ending

I think Draymond Green knows it's over and he's going out really sad, just complaining. He's made $177 million... for him to say that the fines are the big problem... I think there might be a small part of him when he goes to bed at night, he's like, did I call Steph like a couple rings? And it's over. He's grasping at whatever he can to try to keep it going.

Subjective psychological analysis of a player's career arc.
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Take Slip·May 28, 2024
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Danny AingeDanny Ainge

Michael Jordan is the best player I ever played against

Well, Michael Jordan. Yeah, I would say that's fair answer... Michael is so fun to play with, right. I mean, he's a great competitor as we all know.

Subjective opinion from an NBA veteran.
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Take Slip·May 28, 2024
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Danny AingeDanny Ainge

The 1986 Celtics are the greatest team of all time, better than the 1996 Bulls

No, no, no. Not up there. It's above [the 1996 Bulls]... Best team of all time. In my unbiased team... we were 50 and 1 [at home]. That's insane... we just assumed [playing the Lakers in the Finals] was gonna happen. We weren't gonna lose either way.

Subjective comparison of historically great teams.
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Take Slip·May 28, 2024
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Danny AingeDanny Ainge

If a player is a great athlete and has a good brain, shooting is the skill they can always learn

I mean, if a guy is a great athlete and a good player has a good brain but can't shoot, I think that's a good bet... they can learn that. Like Scotty Pippen, Magic Johnson... they weren't great shooters... they still would've been great players. Kawhi Leonard was another guy that wasn't a great shooter in college and turned out to be one of the best.

This is a scouting philosophy, though supported by historical examples like Kawhi Leonard and Jason Kidd.
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Take Slip·May 28, 2024
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Danny AingeDanny Ainge

Jimmy Butler is my biggest draft regret

I would say Jimmy Butler is the first one that comes to mind. It was, you know, he was a late first round pick and he was seriously in our thoughts of drafting and we went another direction and Jimmy turned out to be a great player. And that's probably the one I regret the most.

Ainge is speaking to his own internal feelings and history.
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Take Slip·May 24, 2024
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Big CatBig Cat

Luka Doncic is currently the best player left in the NBA playoffs

I said he is the best player left in the playoffs with four teams left. . . Luka Doncic, what he did on Wednesday night is why he's the best player left in the playoffs.

Luka led the Mavericks to the Finals and was the Western Conference Finals MVP, though they lost the Finals.
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Take Slip·May 24, 2024
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Big CatBig Cat

Anthony Edwards has not been good enough over his last six games

Anthony Edwards has not scored 20 points in four of his last six games. That's not good enough.

Edwards struggled at times during the Dallas series as the Wolves were eliminated.
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Take Slip·May 24, 2024
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Big CatBig Cat

It would be very funny if the Indiana Fever don't win a single game this year

It would be kind of funny if [the Fever] don't win a game. I mean, I'm rooting for that.

The Fever eventually won several games, including making the playoffs.
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