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Ryen Russillo, Ranking All 32 QB’s, Dudefest + Guys On Chicks

Wednesday, June 5, 202412 takes

We’re stuck in no man’s land before both Finals beginning and Mt Rushmore season so we’ve decided to rank all 32 NFL QB’s (-). We then do a “real shame” list of things that would be a real shame (-). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Dude Fest coming soon (-). Ryen Russillo joins the show to talk NBA Finals, Boats, his new life as a model and tons more (-). We finish with guys on chicks (-).

Recap

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Take Slip·Jun 5, 2024
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Dak Prescott is the 17th or 18th best QB in the NFL, behind Kirk Cousins

Dak right behind Kirk Cousins... 16 should be Kirk [Cousins]. Yep. Right exactly in the middle. [Then Dak Prescott is 17 or 18].

The ranking is subjective, but placing Dak (who finished 2nd in MVP voting in 2023) at 17 is statistically controversial.
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Take Slip·Jun 5, 2024
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MemesMemes

Aaron Rodgers will prove he is the number one quarterback in the NFL this year

Rogers will prove that he's the number one quarterback this year. Patrick Mahomes never beat him in the playoffs.

Aaron Rodgers did not finish as the #1 QB; he struggled significantly while Mahomes continued to lead a top-tier team.

Hot Seat Cool Throne

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Take Slip·Jun 5, 2024·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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HankHank

UFC 303: Conor McGregor vs. Michael Chandler is in serious jeopardy of being canceled

There was supposed to be a scheduled press conference for UFC 303 that got postponed on Monday... It's not looking great for UFC 303 unless this is all a work. [McGregor] is on the Hot Seat.

The fight was officially canceled/postponed shortly after due to a McGregor toe injury.
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Take Slip·Jun 5, 2024·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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Big CatBig Cat

Ippei Mizuhara is the greatest Fall Guy Hall of Famer of all time

Ippei is came out and he's guilty or he's admitted guilt... If he is a fall guy, I think he is the best fall guy of all time. Ever. Fall Guy Hall of Fame.

Mizuhara pleaded guilty to massive bank and tax fraud, legally exonerating Ohtani, though the 'fall guy' status remains a matter of public debate.
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Take Slip·Jun 5, 2024·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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Jake MarshJake Marsh

The French Open court conditions were to blame for Novak Djokovic's meniscus injury

He blamed the court surface because of the rain. He asked them to wipe it multiple times and they did not approve... could this injury have been prevented? Possibly if there was just a little bit more frequent care of the court.

Djokovic himself cited the surface as the cause for his tear, though medical proof that wiping the court would have prevented it is impossible.

Interview

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Take Slip·Jun 5, 2024
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Ryen RussilloRyen Russillo

The Celtics will beat the Mavericks in the NBA Finals

I like Boston. I'm scared to death of Luca... but I feel like Boston has the two versus the one... their primary lineup of Pingus back is going to be five people that you have to worry about.

The Celtics defeated the Mavericks 4-1 to win the championship.
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Take Slip·Jun 5, 2024
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Ryen RussilloRyen Russillo

Kristaps Porzingis is the most important player for the Celtics in the Finals

Pingus really does feel like the most important player... matchup wise, changing what Dallas has done and making their bigs do something they haven't done before, not that they're incapable of doing it, but pulling that rim protection away, he feels the most important for me.

While Porzingis missed most of the series due to injury, his impact in Game 1 was statistically dominant and set the tone for the series.
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Take Slip·Jun 5, 2024
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Ryen RussilloRyen Russillo

Kyrie Irving is one of the most skilled yet disappointing players in NBA history

When people start coming at you with like, he's the most talented player of all time, it's like, okay, so then you're admitting that he's one of the most disappointing players ever... for multiple seasons that the guy looked like he didn't really even care about playing basketball anymore.

This is a career-spanning subjective opinion on a player's legacy.
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Take Slip·Jun 5, 2024
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Jalen Brunson is a better player than Jayson Tatum and would never lose an NBA Finals

Jalen Brunson. Say what you want about he would never lose in the finals. Yep. Yep. Yes. He will not lose in the [finals].

Brunson has never made it to the Finals, so the statement is technically untested but logically absurd.
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Take Slip·Jun 5, 2024
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Ryen RussilloRyen Russillo

Joel Embiid is no longer a top-five NBA player

That fifth spot is not reserved for Embiid for me anymore in the way that it was prior to this season. I mean, at some point man, at some point... I'm sick of seeing playoff games where I need him to figure out a way to unlock the possession and get him into his stuff on his own in a way that I don't think he's capable of doing the way other guys are.

Ranking players is inherently subjective, but Embiid's lack of deep playoff runs supports Russillo's logic.
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Take Slip·Jun 5, 2024
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MaxMax

Joel Embiid is a top-three NBA player and his stats prove it

33, 11 and six in the playoffs this year. Better than fucking Tatum's averages in the playoffs... his [PER] was on track to be like the greatest single PER of anyone.

Stats-wise Max is correct, but ranking him top 3 over Jokic, Giannis, or Luka is highly debatable.

Guys On Chicks

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Take Slip·Jun 5, 2024·Guys on Chicks
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Big CatBig Cat

The NFL season should start in late October and run through April to preserve the summer

I kind of wish football season was in a different part of the year... I find myself trying to wish away the summer, which is the best season in terms of weather... I kind of wish we had summer after football season... if football started in late October and went till April and then it's like summer.

This is a lifestyle preference and not a verifiable sports prediction.