Ryen Russillo, Ranking All 32 QB’s, Dudefest + Guys On Chicks
We’re stuck in no man’s land before both Finals beginning and Mt Rushmore season so we’ve decided to rank all 32 NFL QB’s (-). We then do a “real shame” list of things that would be a real shame (-). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Dude Fest coming soon (-). Ryen Russillo joins the show to talk NBA Finals, Boats, his new life as a model and tons more (-). We finish with guys on chicks (-).
Recap
PFT CommenterDak Prescott is the 17th or 18th best QB in the NFL, behind Kirk Cousins
Dak right behind Kirk Cousins... 16 should be Kirk [Cousins]. Yep. Right exactly in the middle. [Then Dak Prescott is 17 or 18].
MemesAaron Rodgers will prove he is the number one quarterback in the NFL this year
Rogers will prove that he's the number one quarterback this year. Patrick Mahomes never beat him in the playoffs.
Hot Seat Cool Throne
HankUFC 303: Conor McGregor vs. Michael Chandler is in serious jeopardy of being canceled
There was supposed to be a scheduled press conference for UFC 303 that got postponed on Monday... It's not looking great for UFC 303 unless this is all a work. [McGregor] is on the Hot Seat.
Big CatIppei Mizuhara is the greatest Fall Guy Hall of Famer of all time
Ippei is came out and he's guilty or he's admitted guilt... If he is a fall guy, I think he is the best fall guy of all time. Ever. Fall Guy Hall of Fame.
Jake MarshThe French Open court conditions were to blame for Novak Djokovic's meniscus injury
He blamed the court surface because of the rain. He asked them to wipe it multiple times and they did not approve... could this injury have been prevented? Possibly if there was just a little bit more frequent care of the court.
Interview
Ryen RussilloThe Celtics will beat the Mavericks in the NBA Finals
I like Boston. I'm scared to death of Luca... but I feel like Boston has the two versus the one... their primary lineup of Pingus back is going to be five people that you have to worry about.
Ryen RussilloKristaps Porzingis is the most important player for the Celtics in the Finals
Pingus really does feel like the most important player... matchup wise, changing what Dallas has done and making their bigs do something they haven't done before, not that they're incapable of doing it, but pulling that rim protection away, he feels the most important for me.
Ryen RussilloKyrie Irving is one of the most skilled yet disappointing players in NBA history
When people start coming at you with like, he's the most talented player of all time, it's like, okay, so then you're admitting that he's one of the most disappointing players ever... for multiple seasons that the guy looked like he didn't really even care about playing basketball anymore.
PFT CommenterJalen Brunson is a better player than Jayson Tatum and would never lose an NBA Finals
Jalen Brunson. Say what you want about he would never lose in the finals. Yep. Yep. Yes. He will not lose in the [finals].
Ryen RussilloJoel Embiid is no longer a top-five NBA player
That fifth spot is not reserved for Embiid for me anymore in the way that it was prior to this season. I mean, at some point man, at some point... I'm sick of seeing playoff games where I need him to figure out a way to unlock the possession and get him into his stuff on his own in a way that I don't think he's capable of doing the way other guys are.
MaxJoel Embiid is a top-three NBA player and his stats prove it
33, 11 and six in the playoffs this year. Better than fucking Tatum's averages in the playoffs... his [PER] was on track to be like the greatest single PER of anyone.
Guys On Chicks
Big CatThe NFL season should start in late October and run through April to preserve the summer
I kind of wish football season was in a different part of the year... I find myself trying to wish away the summer, which is the best season in terms of weather... I kind of wish we had summer after football season... if football started in late October and went till April and then it's like summer.
PMT DB