Dak Prescott is the 17th or 18th best QB in the NFL, behind Kirk Cousins

Dak right behind Kirk Cousins... 16 should be Kirk [Cousins]. Yep. Right exactly in the middle. [Then Dak Prescott is 17 or 18].

Brock Purdy is a top-eight quarterback and better than Justin Herbert and Jalen Hurts

Is Brock still available? Oh yeah, Brock's still available. Brock is almost Brock's higher than nine. Oh Eagles fans are gonna be so mad that Brock is higher than nine. [Brock at eight].

Jared Goff is the 6th best quarterback in the NFL

Maybe Jared at seven. I like Jared at seven. That feels good. Okay, so put wait. Jared at six. Six. Yep. Love that. I love that for us.

Freddy Peralta is deliberately pitching poorly to save his best stuff for his next contract

Gotta save it for his next team. I can't explain it. He fucking sucks. I imagine he's gonna save it when he gets paid.

Mitchell Robinson fits perfectly with the Celtics because he provides second and third chances on offense

I kind of figured he was going to go to the Celtics just because he does fit perfectly with how they play. Live by the three, die by the three. And if you die by the three, Mitchell Robinson gives you the opportunity to get second and third chances just nonstop.

Malik Beasley is guilty and will go to prison for sports betting

Hot Seat: Malik Beasley. He is guilty and going to prison for sports betting.