PMTPMT DB

Takes

Loss
#PMT-2019-0116-13951
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Duke is 'finished' because the blueprint to beat them is out.

Duke... finished. I'll tell you why. The blueprint is out on how to beat Duke, and it's twofold. One, make a 55-foot three-pointer at the end of the half... The other thing is piss your pants. Because the blueprint is to have a coach with a little leaky tinkly going down the front string. Jim Boeheim literally pissed on Coach K's name.

Hot TakeCBBHotSarcastic
Satirical take based on a single game; Duke reached the Elite Eight, so they weren't literally 'finished,' but PFT's conditions (pissing pants) are humorous.
Loss
#PMT-2018-0409-11551
Big CatBig Cat

The New York media is already getting to Giancarlo Stanton

John Carlos Stanton, done or finished. Follow-up question, is the New York media getting to him? I love that Yankee fans are booing the fuck out of him. I love it. I love it, love it, love it.

Stanton struggled with health and strikeouts in NY, but he eventually won over fans with big playoff moments and has remained a productive player when healthy, not 'finished' in 2018.
Loss
#PMT-2016-1007-16087
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The NFL is done and finished due to tanking ratings

I think the NFL might be done. So their ratings are just tanking... why am I even tuning in if I'm not seeing a person dressed up like a superhero?

The NFL did not end and remains the most profitable sports league in America.
Loss
#PMT-2016-1007-16089
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The NFL should bring back O.J. Simpson to fix their ratings

Just let O.J. Simpson back in the league. If you let O.J. play at running back for one game and just get destroyed... In the past year, what have we learned? We don't give a shit as Americans what it is. If it's about O.J. Simpson and it's on TV, we will watch it. So bring O.J. back. Yes, let him run. Bring the juice back.

The NFL did not bring back O.J. Simpson.