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Jim Harbaugh wearing cleats on a charter flight is a 'maniac move'

Harbaugh wears cleats on the Charter's flights to games. So he pre-cleats. He cleats on the flight to the game. So, wow. [That's a maniac move.]

The most satisfying fart in life is when you get off a plane after holding it in the whole time

The two most satisfying farts that you can ever have. Number two is after a date, right? The girl gets out of the car and you rip it. Number one is when you get off of a plane and you've been holding it in the whole time.