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Monday, March 6, 201721 takes

PFT is live from Las Vegas and the Rugby World Series ( - ). Knicks not playing music in the Garden, Arian Foster vs a wolf and John Ross is not getting an island for being the fastest man in football ( - ). Who's Back of the Week in honor of Jim Tomsula being officially back ( - ). Jay Williams joins the show to talk Coach K, Duke/UNC, Bulls, and the year his penis didn't work ( - ). Segments include Tim Tebow and Tony Romo Watch, Respect The Biz, Talking Soccer, Emergency Football Guy Of The Week, Hurt or Injured, and people should stop making fun of Michael Jordan

Jay Williams on Coach K, NBA Comebacks, and the Arian Foster Wolf Fight

PFT is reporting live from Las Vegas after witnessing the Rugby World Series of Sevens. While Big Cat is skeptical of anything on NBC Sports Network, PFT is convinced the U.S. finishing third is a sign of total global dominance.

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Mar 6, 2017
#3978
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Rugby is already huge in America

I'm going to take you one step further and say rugby is already huge in America. This was the, yeah, we're here. Get used to it.

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Rugby remains a niche sport in America compared to the Big 4 leagues.

The Knicks managed to find a new way to be embarrassing this week by banning music and entertainment for the first half of their game against the Warriors. They claimed it was to honor the "pure" game, but it just resulted in everyone playing like they were in a library. Big Cat, who had the over, was understandably livid about the lack of rhythm.

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Mar 6, 2017
#3980
Big CatBig Cat

Music and atmosphere in NBA arenas directly affects player rhythm and pace

It was like the sloppiest game ever, and that's not just because the Knicks are always sloppy, but it was like no one could get a rhythm... Then they put the music on in the second half, and the pace picked right up, and they almost hit the over... So it was clear that the music did actually affect the players.

While subjective, Draymond Green and other players agreed at the time that the lack of music felt 'trash' and disrupted the flow.

PFT thinks the whole experiment just proved why the NBA needs the bells and whistles to keep people from realizing how many breaks there are, unlike the non-stop action of an NFL broadcast.

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Mar 6, 2017
#27888
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Basketball is a 'candy-ass sport' because players require music and atmosphere to find a rhythm

See, this is why basketball is like a candy-ass sport. You need all these little distractions and stuff because there's so many breaks in the action. It's not like a nonstop thrill ride like the NFL is where you don't need any commercials or music playing or replays or anything like that.

This is a purely subjective opinion about the nature of the sport and the necessity of arena entertainment.

The Wolf vs. The Vegan

Arian Foster captivated the internet by claiming he could kill a wolf with his bare hands. While the world points out his history of soft tissue injuries, Big Cat and PFT broke down the tale of the tape. Big Cat is surprisingly on team Foster here, mostly because wolves lack the evolutionary advantage of opposable thumbs.

Void
Mar 6, 2017
#3981
Big CatBig Cat

I could easily kill a wolf one-on-one with my bare hands

I would be able to take a Wolf one-on-one... His point is exactly right. Wolves don't have thumbs. People forget that. So I would just grab the wolf's little neck and snap that thing. Wolf wouldn't even know what hit him. I'd take a dog treat and be like, here, wolf, have a dog treat, and then boom, strangle it.

This is a hypothetical and highly dangerous claim that should never be tested.

PFT, however, thinks the wolf has the psychological edge. Since Arian Foster is an outspoken atheist, he has way more to lose in a life-or-death struggle than a predator that doesn't worry about the afterlife.

Void
Mar 6, 2017
#27889
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

A wolf has the advantage over Arian Foster because as an atheist, Foster is more afraid of death than the wolf is

I think the wolf has the advantage because a wolf doesn't care if it lives or if it dies. And an atheist, actually, that's all they care about is whether they live or die because they know that after they're dead, they're not going – they're dead forever. A Christian, they're fine with dying because they'll be like, hey, I'm going to heaven. Tebow would kick the shit out of a wolf.

The psychological impact of atheism on a hypothetical fight with a wolf is impossible to verify.

Combine Szn and Who's Back

The NFL Combine gave us a new hero in John Ross, who broke the 40-yard dash record but turned down a private island because he can't swim. PFT thinks it's time for a formal passing of the torch regarding nicknames.

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Mar 6, 2017
#27891
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

John Ross should officially inherit Chris Johnson's 'Fast Chris Johnson' nickname after breaking his 40-yard dash record

I also think that Chris Johnson should be forced to give up the nickname Fast Chris Johnson, the best nickname maybe in the history of sports, and give it to John Ross.

While John Ross was faster in the 40, Chris Johnson's nickname 'CJ2K' remained his legacy, and 'Fast Chris Johnson' (a joke nickname) never transferred to Ross.

We also saw the return of the legend himself, Jim Tomsula. He’s back with the Redskins, screaming at defensive linemen and looking aerodynamic after shaving his mustache. Speaking of Cleveland, Mitchell (formerly Mitch) Trubisky is making waves by actually wanting to play for the Browns. PFT thinks the hometown hero angle is a foolproof plan for success in Ohio.

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Mar 6, 2017·Who's Back
#3983
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Hometown saviors always work out well for the Cleveland Browns

He said that he would go play in Cleveland. He's a hometown kid. We all know that hometown quarterbacks work out really well for Cleveland. They're always saviors.

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Trubisky never actually played for the Browns, and Cleveland's QB carousel continued for years, proving the sarcasm correct.

Jay Williams Joins the Show

Duke legend Jay Williams stopped by the office to talk about his new book, *Life Is Not An Accident*. He didn't hold back, opening the interview by discussing the grueling recovery from his motorcycle accident, including a year where his pelvic injuries meant things weren't working downstairs.

He gave us some incredible insight into playing for Coach K, confirming that the "choir boy" image is a total myth and that K has been banning players from the locker room long before it became a Twitter story. Jay also touched on why Duke is always so polarizing, noting that the guard-heavy philosophy comes straight from the top.

Win
Mar 6, 2017
#27894
Jay WilliamsJay Williams

Duke runs a guard-dominated offense because Coach K loves having the ball in guards' hands

Duke is a dominated guard offense. It's naturally what it is. K loves for the ball to be in the hands of guards. You see that with Luke Kennard, Grayson Allen, guards from the past as well... it's never been a staple of Duke to throw the ball down low and the big guy's going to get you 25 and 10. That's never been who they've been offensively.

This is a tactical observation of Coach K's decades-long system at Duke.

Despite the injuries that ended his career early, Jay still plays with pros at Chelsea Piers and hasn't lost his confidence. He believes he could still contribute at the highest level if given the chance.

Void
Mar 6, 2017
#3984
Jay WilliamsJay Williams

I could still average 10 points and 5 assists in the NBA right now

I still play with pros all the time. There's moments where you watch guys who just got paid $60, $70, $80 million for having marginal numbers where I'm not going to sit there and tell you, I feel like I can get nine or ten points a game in the league. I feel like I can get four or five assists in a game.

Subjective because he never attempted a comeback at age 35, but historically, older players with major injuries struggle to maintain NBA pace.

With March Madness around the corner, we got some early bracket advice. Jay is high on the Jayhawks' consistency but thinks a specific matchup could be their undoing.

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Mar 6, 2017
#3985
Jay WilliamsJay Williams

Kansas is the most consistent team in the country, but I would pick Purdue to beat them in the tournament

I'm saying Kansas. See, I think Kansas is the most consistent team in the country. But if they get matched up against Purdue, I'll probably take Purdue in that ballgame. Because [Kansas has] no inside presence. That actually is really dumb of me to do because it is all about the matches.

Kansas and Purdue did play in the 2017 Sweet 16. Kansas actually dominated, winning 98-66, making Jay's hedge incorrect.

Air Travel and MJ

The show wrapped up with a debate on plane etiquette after Jim Harbaugh was spotted wearing cleats on a charter flight. Big Cat defended his right to be comfortable at 30,000 feet, even if it means his shoes come off.

Void
Mar 6, 2017
#3987
Big CatBig Cat

It is perfectly acceptable to take your shoes off on a cross-country flight

I always take my shoes off when I'm sitting on a very long flight, and I know my socks are clean... i don't care it's okay travel i've always said travel is one of those things where you just put your head down you worry about yourself don't don't look up if you want to take your shoes out that's fine

This is a perennial debate in travel etiquette with no objective resolution.

PFT disagreed on the shoes but did highlight the one true benefit of landing after a long-haul flight.

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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The most satisfying fart in life is when you get off a plane after holding it in the whole time

The two most satisfying farts that you can ever have. Number two is after a date, right? The girl gets out of the car and you rip it. Number one is when you get off of a plane and you've been holding it in the whole time.

This is a subjective preference of physical satisfaction.

Finally, Big Cat issued a PSA to stop making fun of Michael Jordan's "the ceiling is the roof" comment. If MJ says the ceiling is the floor, then you better start walking on the lights, because the GOAT is never wrong.

Loss
Mar 6, 2017
#3988
Big CatBig Cat

Michael Jordan could still average 15 points and 5 assists in the NBA right now

I don't want to say it, but I think he knows that I know that he knows he could probably still drop like 15 with maybe five assists a night in the NBA.

It is physically impossible for a 54-year-old, even the GOAT, to average 15/5 in the modern NBA.

Respect the biz, and we'll see you in Vegas.

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More Takes

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Mar 6, 2017
#3982
Big CatBig Cat

Mitchell Trubisky changed his name to 'Mitchell' purely to avoid the 'Mitch the Bitch' nickname

I think he did that just simply so people can't say he's mitch the bitch which makes sense right

Trubisky later clarified he just preferred the name his mother gave him, though the nickname concerns were widely joked about.
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Mar 6, 2017
#27890
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Robert Griffin III would be a better quarterback if he changed his name to 'Bobby Griffin'

Robert Griffin would actually be better if you change it to Bobby Griffin. That sounds like a quarterback. You make it shorter to make yourself seem like more of a leader. So why are you adding extra syllables on there?

Griffin's career didn't see a resurgence after this, but he also never officially changed his name to Bobby.
Void
Mar 6, 2017
#27892
Jay WilliamsJay Williams

I have the best basketball game out of any talent currently working at ESPN (excluding former NBA players)

Who's got the best game out in Bristol? I would have to say me. [Besides people who played in the league.] Well, see, here's the thing. You don't see a lot of talent play in some of the games.

Inherently subjective and difficult to verify without an ESPN-wide tournament, though Jay was a former #2 overall pick.
Win
Mar 6, 2017
#27893
Jay WilliamsJay Williams

College athletes should be allowed to 'wet the beak' and get a cut of revenue when their names are on jerseys

I like seeing somebody naturally stick it each and every time to the NCAA when they can. Because the NCAA... they make $900 million at a minimum each and every year just off the TV rights to the tournament alone. That's worth having a conversation about. Let the kids wet the beak. Just a little bit. If I see my name on the back of a jersey multiple times in an arena that I'm playing at, just let me get a little bit of a taste of that.

The NCAA eventually allowed athletes to profit from their Name, Image, and Likeness (NIL) starting in 2021, validating Jay's stance.
Loss
Mar 6, 2017
#3986
Jay WilliamsJay Williams

Gonzaga will fail to reach the Final Four this year

Now I may lose a bet to Greenberg because I had a bet with Seth Greenberg before that they [Gonzaga] don't get the Final Four.

Gonzaga reached the Final Four and the National Championship game in 2017, meaning Jay lost the bet.
Win
Mar 6, 2017
#27895
Jay WilliamsJay Williams

Chapel Hill was not a difficult place to play during my time at Duke

Chapel Hill wasn't difficult. I was undefeated in Chapel Hill. That wasn't a difficult place to play at all.

Jay Williams was indeed 3-0 at the Dean Smith Center during his college career (2000, 2001, 2002).
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Tim Tebow's plan to adopt children from every continent is a red flag and an attempt to pre-plan a sexless marriage

This is a red flag. Let's be honest. If you're already pre-planning about not getting laid when you get married, hey, Tebow, hey, when you get married, you're not going to have sex anyways. His whole life, he's had a headache.

This is a satirical commentary on Tebow's lifestyle and motivations.
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Big CatBig Cat

Jim Harbaugh wearing cleats on a charter flight is a 'maniac move'

Harbaugh wears cleats on the Charter's flights to games. So he pre-cleats. He cleats on the flight to the game. So, wow. [That's a maniac move.]

This is a subjective characterization of Harbaugh's behavior.

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