Takes

Bran Stark being King makes perfect sense because he knows all of history

They elect Bran... because he knows all of history... he's literally a walking, well, not walking, sorry... rolling history book. He's the perfect one for the realm... He's above everyone.

Daenerys Targaryen is the worst dragon owner of all time

Daenerys is the worst leader of all time... she gets her fucking dragons killed every single turn. She's the worst dragon owner of all time. Honestly. Like, they would come and take those dragons away. Be like, you are not fit to own a dragon because everywhere you go, the dragon gets killed. fly them up in the stratosphere dude they can't hit them up there she's so stupid.

Sansa Stark is the biggest snitch in the Seven Kingdoms

Sansa's the biggest snitch of all time... Ned Stark kept that secret for his whole life. He basically died for that secret. Jon [Snow] went to his sisters... he made them swear. The second she got a chance she went running to Daenerys's hand [Tyrion].

Bran Stark is an annoying character who ruins every scene he is in

Bran, I hope that fuck gets skull fucked in the middle of the field because he's so awkward. It's the guy in the wheelchair. I know Lieutenant Bran. He's so annoying. He ruins every scene.

Game of Thrones is for nerds and we watch sports instead

Game of Thrones for nerds. We watch sports. You watch your little fantasy land shit. If we're going to call you a nerd, we're going to call you a nerd and you're going to fucking like it... The real nerds are the people that don't watch it.