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Take Slip·Mar 9, 2020·Roast
#PMT-2020-0309-18260
Big CatBig Cat

The new LA Rams logo is terrible and looks like the Chargers logo

First of all I thought it was the Chargers logo. It looks like it's got a see it looks like it's got a see it. So it's a ram shell. Shaped in a see it looks like the Chargers which I'd have to imagine if you had like a list if you're sitting in the Rams PR room and you're designing this new logo at the top in like bold letters, it should say, please make sure there is no ambiguity with the Chargers.

The logo was officially adopted despite the criticism; the subjective quality of 'terrible' was shared by the majority of the public.
Win
Take Slip·Feb 24, 2020·Roast
#PMT-2020-0224-5254
Big CatBig Cat

Jayson Tatum's back tattoo is grammatically incorrect

He did get a new tattoo on his back huge tattoo God's will God's will mmm. No apostrophe though, God's will God's will is God's will... if he wants to be the best player in the league. He cannot have grammatically incorrect tattoo. Kind of sucks has been Kevin Durant people like didn't know he had tattoos till he was like five years ago. They were all grammatically correct.

The tattoo literally says 'GODS WILL' across his back, lacking the possessive apostrophe required for 'God's will'.
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Take Slip·Apr 3, 2019·Roast
#PMT-2019-0403-7656
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The New York Giants draft hat looks like it has a barbed wire tattoo

The Giants one looks like it's got a barbed wire tattoo around the entire hat, which is very appropriate for the fan base.

Subjective roast of apparel design.
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Take Slip·Dec 15, 2017·Roast
#PMT-2017-1215-5903
All Business PeteAll Business Pete

Curling is an exciting sport

I don't think it's boring. I think it's very exciting... but curling is chess on ice.

Subjective opinion on entertainment value.
Loss
Take Slip·Dec 15, 2017·Roast
#PMT-2017-1215-5904
All Business PeteAll Business Pete

Tex will beat Hank at Rough N Rowdy

I'm picking Tex. I am... Because I think everybody's on Team Hank. I'm just being a contrarian... I'm going against the house... I haven't thought about it, but I don't see a real knockout.

Hank won the fight, making Pete's contrarian pick incorrect.
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Take Slip·Apr 10, 2017·Roast
#PMT-2017-0410-14777
Big CatBig Cat

Under Armour deliberately releases bad shoe photos for the publicity

I do think that Steph Curry, there's an element where Under Armour is like, we're never going to be the cool shoes. So we'll release some bad pictures again. Let everyone roast us. How are you going to get publicity for Steph Curry's shoes other than letting the internet roast you?

This is a speculative marketing theory that cannot be definitively proven.